Captain of the CN Eminent Domain

[matias-torres-official]

<< All slow ahead! Flood the aft trim tanks! >>

<< Sir, the boat will sink aft first! >>

<< AND THAT'LL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

... Comms I'll regret saying this but... open a line of communication, gunnery have the railguns loaded in case he is malevolent, in fact have everyone on battle alert in case we go action stations, he does not sound sane by any means... but its worth trying to communicate first.

@eminent-domain-first-mate @eminent-domain-crewblog)

[eminent-domain-crewblog]

Understood captain!

I HUNGER.

[therealcaptainwoodward]

I understand just stand by until we establish communications

[matias-torres-official]

<< All slow ahead! Flood the aft trim tanks! >>

<< Sir, the boat will sink aft first! >>

<< AND THAT'LL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

... Comms I'll regret saying this but... open a line of communication, gunnery have the railguns loaded in case he is malevolent, in fact have everyone on battle alert in case we go action stations, he does not sound sane by any means... but its worth trying to communicate first.

@eminent-domain-first-mate @eminent-domain-crewblog)

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Max who is this Torres guy and why is everyone in their mother talking about him?-Captain Woodward

Mate, if I knew, I wouldn't be asking myself the same damn question. Since you're the captain, I think you should establish contact first. Cheers.

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Great, no intel. Alright then let's see-

(https://www.tumblr.com/matias-torres-official/791221003616485376?source=share)

... give me a minute

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Hey Captain, why is the latest order telling us to head to magadan? Aren’t we needed here?

While I am not sure, something tells me we're out of the loop due to OPSEC (Operation Security) and it's a need-to-know basis at this time.

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Ain’t ya birthday comin’ up boss?

Long answer; Probably? I don't know I've got more focus on my job than my memory of when my birthday is frankly. Admittedly it's a slight issue but this ship and the crew are my home and family respectively, so taking care of all this is much more important than me compared to the reminder I'm growing older and I'm single.

Short answer; I have no damn clue.

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Hey Boss, what happened to our internet?

THE FUCKING EELS DDoS'D US! THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE COULD FLY >=( DAMN YOU FAUST AND YOUR REGULATIONS

[eminent-domain-crewblog]

Damn, what do we do now?

SHOOT DOWN AN AIRSHIP AND TAKE THE ENGINES

Why do we let Aiv access this blog again?

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Because Aiv understands, and while I would love to Aiv, Faust would file every violation against us to prevent us from even leaving port.

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Hey Boss, what happened to our internet?

THE FUCKING EELS DDoS'D US! THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE COULD FLY >=( DAMN YOU FAUST AND YOUR REGULATIONS

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Does it float?

Obviously...

It's a boat

[therealcaptainwoodward]

h

H?

[therealcaptainwoodward]

crimplushie srcibbled with boardpen on yo face

*still unconscious*

[stardust-cif]

Uhh, you good, Woodward?

Is this common aboard the eminent domain?

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

No, it isn't. Good day Stardust... sorry you had to walk in to this, he got laced with something and I'm taking the captain role until he recovers. How may I help.

Also don't worry, we're gonna take care of whoever did this...

[stardust-cif]

I see, just checking in to see how things are going aboard the ship.

If there’s anything the Eminent Domain requires, I’ll relay it over to high command and see what we can do.

[eminent-domain-crewblog]

Water supply is also laced and we can’t figure out how, why, or who did it.

[therealcaptainwoodward]

I can make a few educated guesses..

[therealcaptainwoodward]

I heard Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii has boats with afterburners sir you need to hop on that shit right now

What did you even just say to me???

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Captain.

[salute!!!]

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m the new onboard heli pilot. Callsign’s Altair. It’s an honor to be here, I’m just doing the rounds introducing myself. I’ll be around. Thanks again for letting me on.

Altair, huh? Welcome aboard pleasure to have you with us, we are glad to have you aboard, if you have any questions don't be shy to ask anyone here for answers even me.

[therealcaptainwoodward]

https://youtu.be/bHkfk2OY9aY

I hope the next apple you eat is rotten

[therealcaptainwoodward]

crimplushie srcibbled with boardpen on yo face

*still unconscious*

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Foolish Captain, I laced yo shit!

Wha- *falls over unconscious*

[therealcaptainwoodward]

how do you feel about captain matias torres

... band dog puts it best ironically enough, send him to solitary.

[eminent-domain-crewblog]

Hear what? Maybe that Crimson plushie is back.

@therealcaptainwoodward CAPTAIN THE REC ROOM FLOODED, A PIPE BURST!

Well, i guess the swimming pool is bigger now?

[therealcaptainwoodward]

*He rubbed his head with a groan* begin drainage of the flooding and replace the pool water along with a revamp of all our pipes.

[eminent-domain-crewblog]

Captain we will need to cut off all water supply for the entire deck to fix it, but it will be done by dawn.

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Get it done then. Make sure the crew is stocked up on water bottles.