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Max, after Angel gets her kicked out of the Flock in book 6: Fang, would it be wrong to punch a child?
Gazzy, to some Erasers after beating them in a fight: look, I don’t wanna be rude, but you sad losers should go suck somewhere else
Ari: I’m never donating blood ever again. The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?
Iggy: why do we have to dress up for thanksgiving? I don’t even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet tracksuits and diapers.
Dr Martinez: jacket and tie. Max is even wearing her formal leather jacket.
Max: it’s the one without any blood on it
Iggy: what up, I’m Iggy, I’m 14 and I never fucken learned how to read
Angel, stepping over the body of an unconscious Eraser: he’s resting :)
Gazzy, after a fight: I got a fun-cussion!
Iggy, during a fight: shit, did I leave the stove on?
Gazzy, after hearing Max singing: here’s a funny story, you cannot sing
Max: besides, nobody’s getting hurt
Dr Martinez: …
*eraser corpse drops from tree*
Max: that guy was already up there when I got here
Jeb, after an argument with Max: kids are horrible, why do we keep making them?
Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Max: stop setting stuff on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Iggy: but what if… something else happens. Just this one time.
Max: I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.
Jeb: hi I’m here to ruin everything
Ella: Can you imagine not being a person and just living your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened? Ideal.
Max: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
Fang: I’m glad you could all make it, we need to discuss finances today.
Iggy: uh, it’s just me.
Fang: I know. You owe me twenty bucks.