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Max, after Angel gets her kicked out of the Flock in book 6: Fang, would it be wrong to punch a child?

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Gazzy, to some Erasers after beating them in a fight: look, I don’t wanna be rude, but you sad losers should go suck somewhere else

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Ari: I’m never donating blood ever again. The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

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Iggy: why do we have to dress up for thanksgiving? I don’t even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet tracksuits and diapers.

Dr Martinez: jacket and tie. Max is even wearing her formal leather jacket.

Max: it’s the one without any blood on it

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Iggy: what up, I’m Iggy, I’m 14 and I never fucken learned how to read

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Angel, stepping over the body of an unconscious Eraser: he’s resting :)

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Gazzy, after a fight: I got a fun-cussion!

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Iggy, during a fight: shit, did I leave the stove on?

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Gazzy, after hearing Max singing: here’s a funny story, you cannot sing