Clarissa Herondale

"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt" Hello there, I'm Clarissa Herondale, but you can call me Clary. Thirty something and happily married with two kids.That's about it, unless you want to get into the my complicated back story and...

[too-punk-rock-for-this]

Jace Wayland might be a plastic…

[xxwillherondale]

"I could succeed, you know. There’s always a chance."

[therealclary]

"True, true. We shall see."

[darcourtxastier]

I will because the shampoo I’m using is not going to help when my hair gets longer.

[therealclary]

So.. How are you? Any thing new? I mean, besides you deciding to grow your hair out. 

[mundanexaileen]

If you ever do that again, I’d love to join you if you don’t mind. I can never get enough of flowers. —-Uh..I uh, is there anything new about Jonathan?

[therealclary]

I think flowers bring a nice change to the dreary environment of the Institute. Unfortunately, no. But the moment I find anything out I will be sure to let you know.

[katxherondale]

I’m not adorable and I turn 18 next month. I do like it and it’s also not fair that you and Calix are so talented. I can’t even play the piano. Anyway, is there anything new from Dad? I haven’t heard from him in quite a while.

[therealclary]

You are wonderfully talented, Katerina. Ugh, I can NOT believe my baby is going to be 18. Oh where does the time go? Erm, I have not heard from either. I tried calling but he was unavailable. Let's just hope he comes home soon...

[warlock-jane]

Dammit. And I though I could maybe get rid of that by leaving real world…

[therealclary]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. 

[magdalenafroste]

"I’m fine, thank you. Uh, well, no but I do know who you are, however. It’s Clary right? Or should I call you Mrs. Clary? Or do you prefer something else…?"

[therealclary]

"Clary's fine, dear."

[itscassidy-rp-deactivated201604]

Dark.

[therealclary]

I'm on it. 

[cal-herondale-blog]

"Didn’t say thanks, mom"

[therealclary]

"What? I think I deserve one. It was me, after all, that brought you into existence. A little thanks would be nice."

[xxwillherondale]

"Do you think I might kill him or something?"

[therealclary]

"I suppose you could try."

[huntress-sera]

Peachy. How’s Jace?

[therealclary]

Still in Idris. I'm hoping he'll be back soon... How's Matt?

[inyourunderwear-blog]

Probably someone already did this but - let’s bring back old memes!

[therealclary]

I’m sure it will eventually. Or we can just replace the carpet. —What have you been up to, Seraphina?

[huntress-sera]

Y’know. Being the rebellious Lightwood child.

[therealclary]

As long as you're fine I'm not going to ask.

[therealclary]

"Hard to believe is probably an understatement… I should really introduce you to my husband…"

[xxwillherondale]

"If he’s anything like you, I’d rather not meet him."

[therealclary]

"He reminds me a bit of you, I sense a strong family resemblance. A part of me thinks you two will get along fine, but the other part is scared for both of you..."

[therealclary]

"Well, in that case, welcome back." 

[xxwillherondale]

"Hard to believe, I know."

[therealclary]

"Hard to believe is probably an understatement... I should really introduce you to my husband..."

[xxwillherondale]

"A warlock necromanced me back to life."

[therealclary]

"Well, in that case, welcome back." 

[xxwillherondale]

"Oh look, finally - something you got right. I was dead, and now, I’m not. Surprise!”

[therealclary]

"And how the hell did you manage that one?"