the first day of my life

cara. 31. etc.

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[cursethememory]

Homemade bagels are the ultimate

[bakwaaas]

not to be a boomer but I’m tired of scanning QR codes and downloading apps to literally do anything. can we just be human again

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[shieldfoss]

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[freakoutgirl]

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

[alittlepraise]

who wants to take me to an aquarium and spend a whole day there listening to me say “wooowwww” and “they look so cute” at every fish

[targetedknowledge]

[bonivers]

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.

[messygoku]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website