the first day of my life

cara. 32. etc.

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[dominicanmermaid]

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

[homunculus-argument]

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

[sioltach]

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

[sioltach]

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

[cursethememory]

I got a sunburn at the fair earlier :(

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[cursethememory]

Catch me trompin through the woods this Sunday evening

[eowynwise]

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[erisivy]