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Revitalizing this dead tumblr with memes I’ve been posting on my Twitter, I am here to provide the goods
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hey just gonna be goin back and forth for a while. hope nobody minds lol gotta get some practice in
🌱 x_randomplantmuncher_x Follow
goddamn have you guys seen whats just growin out of the cracks here?? if nobody else wants em i call dibs
💏 teenagecouple_in_fordtaurus Follow
fuck OFF everyone we're gonna make out for like 40 minutes. and then vape
🥤 abandonedRedcup Follow
rustle clatter clatter rustle clatter rustle
🛢 Asphalt_Professor Follow
Really excellent workmanship. See the way they've steadily graded the surface to reduce pothole formation? Shame it goes both unmaintained and unused. Fuck this wasteful society
💊 xXx-drugDealr-xXx Follow
anyone wanna meet under the old sodium vapor light and stand really close to me and then leave after 20 seconds
🐜 ant_colony Follow
yall mind if we just crawl around for a while
🏃♂️ shortcutjogging87 Follow
this will easily shave 43 seconds off my morning run, giving me a little more time to enjoy a bowl of oatmeal before work
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bustin through!
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bustin through!
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bustin through!
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bustin through!
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bustin through!
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just parking here for a while. nobody look at me alright haha i get nervous if you look at me. im not doing anything im just parked here. be cool alright
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ANY fucking minute now.
Reblog so she lives forever.
there are so many things on gods green earth that are not platonic but are also not romantic. the erotic, the familial, the unconditional, weird codependency, weird codependency (hatred edition), etc. let us all broaden our horizons
You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.
alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.
me when i have the penis autism that causes delusions
got penis au-tism that causes delusions/
days and nights cursed by penis illusions
penis perplexes me, penis confusion/
reference the penis, a penis allusion
Slam it in the car door, penis contusion
Gotta clean the ween, that’s a penis ablution
You got a penis problem? Here’s the penis solution
Fuck gender absolutism, it’s a penis revolution
this song has now reached its penis conclusion
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
me when I'm caving in minecraft and hear minecraft:ambient.cave
country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?
the other country boys. duh.
I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.
‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.
‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.
‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.
So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT
i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software
AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Dinner time
All y’all “my cat nEeDs to be oUtSiDe” people need to watch this video every time you let your cat goes out into the Raptor Buffet, ok?
They’ve been eating small mammals like this since the fucking Triassic and you thing YOUR kitty stands a chance? REALLY?
i only watched the venom movie and i wanna know more about venom by reading comics and shit but i dont know where to start this entire reading comics thing is so overwhelming WHERE IS A GOOD STARTING POINT
begging shouting for help
I just started reading the venom comics last year so I totally get the feeling! It can seem very daunting and overwhelming, but I promise it’s really not that bad once u get into it!
if you’re planning on reading physical copies, I would start with the Symbiosis epic collection. This goes over the origin story, the spiderman era, and the early days of Eddie and the Symbiote. if you’re reading it online, the comics in order are:
Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #8 (1984), Amazing Spider-Man #258 (1984), Amazing Spider-Man #260 (1985), Fantastic Four #274 (1985), Amazing Spider-Man #261 (1985), Peter Parker The Spectacular Spider-Man #98-100 (1985), Web Of Spider-Man #1 (1985), Web of Spider-Man #18 (1986), Web Of Spider-Man #24 (1987), Amazing Spider-Man #298-300 (1988), Amazing Spider-Man #315-317 (1989), Avengers: Death Trap the Vault GN (1991), Quasar #6 (1990), Amazing Spider-Man #330-333 (1990), Amazing Spider-Man #344-347 (1991), Amazing Spider-Man Annual #25 (1991), Web of Spider-Man Annual #7 (1991), Darkhawk #13-14 (1992), Amazing Spider-Man Annual #26 (1992), Spectacular Spider-Man Annual #12 (1992), Web of Spider-Man Annual #8 (1992), and Amazing Spider-Man #388 (1994)
Then I would move to the Lethal Protector epic collection. This is when Venom starts getting their own comics, they’re no longer just a Spider-Man character. Again, if you’re reading online, the comics in order are:
Amazing Spider-Man #359-363 (1992), Spider-Man Special Edition - The Trial Of Venom (1992), Web of Spider-Man #94 (1992), Ghost Rider/Blaze: Spirits of Vengeance #4 (1992), Web of Spider-Man #95 (1992), Ghost Rider/Blaze: Spirits of Vengeance #5 (1992), Web of Spider-Man #96 (1993), Ghost Rider/Blaze: Spirits of Vengeance #6 (1993), Marvel Comics Presents #117-122 (1992-1993), Amazing Spider-Man #373-375 (1993), Venom: Lethal Protector #1-6 (1993)
After that, you can kind of read the 90s era comics in whatever order you like, or skip over some entirely if you want. This is just personal preference, but I would highly recommend reading:
Venom: Separation Anxiety #1-4 (1994-1995) and Planet of the Symbiotes [includes Amazing Spider-Man: Super Special #1 (1995), Spider-Man Super Special #1 (1995), Venom Super Special #1 (1995), The Spectacular Spider-Man Super Special #1 (1995), and Web of Spider-Man #1 (1995)] - Eddie and the Symbiote get forcibly separated and have a break-up so messy that it causes an alien invasion. We’ve all been there.
Venom: The Hunger #1-4 (1996) - Amazing plot and very gay if ur into that lol
Venom: Seed of Darkness (1997) - This is a one shot prequel!
I can give you more 90s series if you’d like but I don’t want to overwhelm you with choices lol
I would recommend mostly skipping past the early 2000s comics (cancer era Eddie and Symby certainly are characters who exist) and move on to the 2010s-ish time frame.
If you care about my boy Flash Thompson (or just want to read about badass adventures featuring the Symbiote), read Agent Venom! (I can reblog this again with a reading order if you want to read it!)
If you don’t want to read Agent Venom, skip to the Costa era comics. Reading order for these is:
Venom Vol. 3 #1-6 (2016), Venom #150-158, Venom Inc. [includes Amazing Spider-Man Venom Inc Alpha #1, The Amazing Spider-Man #792 (2015), Venom #159 (2016), The Amazing Spider-Man #793 (2015), Venom #160 (2016), Amazing Spider-Man Venom Inc. Omega #1 (2018)], Venom & X Men: Poison X [includes X Men: Blue Annual #1 (2018), X Men: Blue #21 (2018), Venom #162 (2018), X men: Blue #22, Venom #163 (2018)], Venom #161, #164-165
And that’s basically it! The Cates run is mid in my opinion, and I haven’t kept up with the current run. There’s a bunch of mini series I can tell you about if you want :)
based off a dumb discord conversation
Reblog to give the person you reblogged from warm garlic bread .
things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help
invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day
you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)
opening a bank account is easy
there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend
change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging
assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch
and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape
set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods
off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price
coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run
there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help
vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch
breakfast is as important as they say
keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months
don't gamble
piracy is okay
stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay
keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns
also, file your tax returns early
take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane
and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.
you're free and you deserve to be happy.
Kitty adopting human
The cat distribution system at work!
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Oh my god tumblr knows holes. I fucking love you tumblr.
BTW my old tc forced me to read holes
Fucking hell why is this in a tag on my blog? I CANNOT NOT REBLOG MADAME ZERONI
yeah, nah can’t not reblog madame zeroni
BRING IT ON!!!!
NEVER EVER RISK IT!!!!