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[you returned!!!] “Millicent has come to visit me!”

[I HAVE!!!!] “I’m sure Millicent would love to see you again.”

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“And Pudge is eager to pay a visit to you as well.”

therealgeneralhux

"I've missed Pudge."

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“He’s taken a few naps on your bed while you were gone.”

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“I suppose that’s what the non-Milicent fur on my bed is from then.”

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Dooku: I swear to the Force, the next one of you guys to say "weird flex but okay" is going to lose their kneecaps!

Anakin:

Ahsoka:

Obi-wan: Preposterous boast, yet alas.

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Obi-Wan "cant sit normal" Kenobi

therealgeneralhux

[you returned!!!] “Millicent has come to visit me!”

[I HAVE!!!!] “I’m sure Millicent would love to see you again.”

chromium-siren

“And Pudge is eager to pay a visit to you as well.”

therealgeneralhux

"I've missed Pudge."

#Puuuuuuudge #; ; <3

[you returned!!!] “Millicent has come to visit me!”

[I HAVE!!!!] “I’m sure Millicent would love to see you again.”

#im not making promises to stay this time #but Im going to try #I feel like after TROS i really fell out of liking star wars as much #I had so many hopes for that movie and I hated it sooooo much #Still love the force awakens

estar-wars

Alright let’s talk about Hux

I mean really talk about him.

So this man, who is not Force sensitive in the slightest (as far as we know) is allowed to not only have private meetings with Snoke in the same chamber Kylo has meetings with Snoke, but is also allowed to disrupt private meetings between Kylo and Snoke, belittle Kylo in front of Snoke (the whole droid and girl scene), and make demands?

He can interrupt the privacy of master and apprentice, which is typically reserved only for them, and is additionally allowed to actually be a part of it?

I’m not saying Hux is going to turn out to be some crazy Sith lord we never saw coming, but it’s interesting, and it is something to think about when it comes to understanding Hux’s character and his possible influence in the upcoming films.

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Hux is absolutely not related to Palpatine

permian-tropos

shit! dude! I mean, hat. Where did you get that picture? And is it a picture of Hux or… young Palpatine?

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PALPATINE WAS A GINGER???? 😳

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It’s young Palpatine. And yes, he was ginger.

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His mom was Palpatine’s illegitimate daughter. She and Brendol were an amazing evil ginger power couple. Theory accepted.

How fucking much would it wreck Kylo to learn that Hux’s grandfather outranked his? Oh my GOD. PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN.

permian-tropos

side note: I should not be that attracted to fucking Palpatine omfg

@snoke-on-the-water here’s some proof that Palps could have had kids with someone damn who wouldn’t want a piece of that

though if Hux shares his grandfather’s first name that’s… unfortunate, as pointed out earlier

permian-tropos

I FOUND IT I FOUND THE POST THAT SENT ME DOWN THIS WICKED PATH OF SUFFERING IT’S EVEN MORE THAN A YEAR AGO TBH LORD THIS ONE DAMN POST CHANGED MY LIFE

@34andscary I hope you know what your casual comment “His mom was Palpatine’s illegitimate daughter. She and Brendol were an amazing evil ginger power couple. Theory accepted.” has done

#Remember when we had hope?

Lol. Remember when I said I’d be on here more often and then immediately disappeared???

#sorry guys

Sir, why is your coat moving like that?

....I have parasites....

#answered

Sir, someone has stolen my cat.

I have no idea who would do such a horrible thing...

#answered #casually tries to hide the meowing from my coat