How the frick do i spell

welcome, mothers and fuckers alike

[i-give-you-a-fish]

brother what was i looking up last night

[dinosaurana]

If I had to take a guess you were searching for Bathyspheria, a deep sea dragon fish seen only on the first bathysphere dive thought to be around six feet long on observation but never seen since. The timeline doesn’t fit as that was 1932 but in terms of everything else it would make sense.

Bathysphaera - Wikipedia

Bathysphaera - Wikipedia

[tentacleteapot]

Bathyspheria was at the World Cup this year though

[nothing-impt]

Over and over again.

[polarity-disturbed]

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

[polarity-disturbed]

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

[polarity-disturbed]

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.

[ambergrief]

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Me when i find out who killed the radio star

[mossworm]

fictional species from the rpg I'm working on

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[headspace-hotel]

you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature

[40ouncesandamule]

Orcas filmed ramming one of the world's heaviest fish so hard it explodes, possibly for fun

Orcas are known to be smart and ruthless hunters. They've been observed hunting a variety of prey, with some species, such as whales, larger

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass

[40ouncesandamule]

[marxistlesbianist]

Yup

[staranos]

That's absolutely insane.

[ma0ka]

father and son

[diseases-for-center-control]

yayyyyy hard times!! yayyyy

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[fractoluminescence]

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

[duckbunny]

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

[tigerator]

theres something magical about someone using their normal ass name on the internet. oh, your discord name is just 🪱🤙💯💯whats gapppening help me. oh your discord name is just "charlie"? thats really cute and sweet. its also extremely unhinged when you find out their name is actually george

[unyieldingsilence]

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[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[tall]

[deep-state-partisan]