it's ya boy gil

I'm Gil and I like fruit, penguins, people, booze, working out, and eggs.

[therealgillegume]

TEXT | Gilix

Felix: She only *threatened*? Lame.

Felix: Want another dare?

Gil: I guess she's practicing anger management?

Felix: And hell yes!

[therealgillegume]

TEXT ❄ GILDIE

Hadie: I'm so confused, are you kidding or not?

Gil: How about you just give me a clue?

[therealgillegume]

pingyenotlingye‌:

Here’s the thing, you need to figure out who sent that noise complaint in and give them a taste of their own medicine so they never, ever try and rat you out again for having fun.

Do you have any ideas? I’m open to suggestions.

[therealgillegume]

TEXT ❄ GILDIE

Hadie: Oh, okay! I thought it would hurt or something lol! Trying the icicle licking now!

Hadie: Sort of! It's the perfect time to make everybody presents which is always fun. I just hope Santa doesn't think I'm trying to steal his job!

Gil: What are you getting me?

Gil: Just kidding.

Gil: Sort of.

[therealgillegume]

TEXT ❄ GILDIE

Hadie: Um, okay, I guess! What's the worst that can happen, right?

Hadie: Does a burned tongue hurt?

Gil: It just feels a little weird for a bit!

Gil: Anyway, dude, what's up? Excited for the holidays?

[therealgillegume]

TEXT ❄ GILDIE

Gil: Uma got some hot water. Which burned my tongue. It was a whole thing.

Hadie: 🤨🤨🤨

Hadie: And you want ME to go through that? I thought we were buds!

Gil: It's a learning experience!

Gil: C'mon, dude, dare you!

[therealgillegume]

TEXT ❄ GILDIE

Hadie: How long did it get stuck to it? How did you get it off?

Hadie: Just things to know before I try!

Gil: Uma got some hot water. Which burned my tongue. It was a whole thing.

[therealgillegume]

TEXT ❄ GILDIE

Hadie: Have you ever licked an icicle? You seem like you might have and they look so tasty but everyone says it's a bad idea. I just want to know if that's true before I try it.

Gil: Actually, yeah. My tongue stuck to it. It was pretty funny.

Gil: Go do it and then get back to me!

[itsboygirl]

himbo pride flag because i thought about it for like more than 2 seconds so i had to

[therealgillegume]

Ice Skating 💃 Sydney & Gil

Gil was pleased that the Enchanted Lake had finally frozen over and was safe enough to skate on. It wasn’t something he’d ever tried before, but it looked fun, and he decided he wouldn’t let another winter pass by without giving it a go. Sydney had offered to teach him, and Gil was incredibly over-confident about his ability to master a skill upon first try. As soon as he’d laced up his boots, he got straight on to the ice... and instantly fell on his rear end.

[rpstartersforyou]

Christmas/Winter Starters!

{ Might add more later. Enjoy for now! }

🎁 Our muses open presents together! 🎄 Our muses decorate a christmas tree together! 🏬 Our muses go christmas shopping! 🔪 Our muses choose and cut their own tree! 💃 Our muses go ice-skating! 🌁 Our muses play in the snow! 🍛 Our muses make a Christmas dinner together! 🍪 Our muses bake and decorate Christmas cookies! 👀 Our muses stay up waiting for santa! 🎅 One muse still believes in santa… how does the other handle it? 🔥 Our muses drink hotchocolate and cuddle next to the fireplace! 📺 Our muses watch Christmas films together! 🎨 Our muses make christmas crafts - snowflakes, snowmen and more! 🏠 Our muses decorate the outside of the house! 💰 Our muses go decortion shopping! 👪 Our muses go to the mall to sit on santas lap! 🎶 Our muses listen to christmas songs! 📥 Our muses sled down a hill! ⛺ Our muses make a gingerbread house! 🏂 Our muses go snowboarding! 🏡 Our muses assist at a homeless shelter on christmas! 👶 Our muses visit a childrens hospital and give gifts to kids! 🚙 Our muses drive/walk around to look at peoples xmas lights at night! 🎬 Our muses watch a christmas play together! 😱 Our muses get snowed into their house! 🍻 Our muses get drunk off of booze filled egg nog! 🐎 Our muses take a horse drawn sleigh ride! 👕 One muse forces the other to wear ugly, matching christmas sweaters! 🎼 Our muses go caroling! 🎊 muses attend a christmas party! 💏 Our muses meet under the mistletoe - Accidentally or on purpose is your choice!

[therealgillegume]

TEXT | Gilia

Gil: Free buffet but also someone asked me to go with them lol

Celia: You gotta make friends that got a better idea of fun!

Celia: What's even on a buffet line at a church? Thought all they ever gave people during a service was bread and wine.

Gil: It was a luncheon thingy! I didn't end up going BUT my friend bought me a bag of leftover cakes and stuff back!

[therealgillegume]

carterlabouff‌:

I’d think she was the cutest dog in the whole world even if she was completely bald, but I’m not so sure mama and Big Grandaddy are going to feel the same way. What did you plan to do to her, though, Mr. Gil? I’m sure it would look mighty creative, but I don’t want to put anybody on anyone’s bad side but me.

I think she’d look really good with a ponytail, like me.

[therealgillegume]

If you could choose to have your life be like any holiday movie, which one would it be and why?

Home Alone, for sure!

[therealgillegume]

TEXT | Gilix

Gil: Hell yes!

Felix: Dare you to go and sniff Mal's armpits loudly and tell her what she smells like!

Gil: I'M ON IT!

Gil: ... She threatened to kick me in the balls

[therealgillegume]

Text | Goa

Gil: What do you think would happen if everyone in Auradon flushed the toilet at once?

Noa: Uh... everyone would be flushing their toilets? What exactly did you think would happen, a flood or something?

Gil: My brother told me it'd cause a chain reaction and the system would be overwhelmed which would cause an explosion

[therealgillegume]

Text | Goa

Gil: What do you think would happen if everyone in Auradon flushed the toilet at once?