🔞♡himboanon♡

18+ minors/ageless blogs terfs DNI blog confessions:open requests: open he/him🏳️‍⚧️ 23 ♡yandere side blog fuck it♡ main blog: http://aestheticallpleasinglyheathen.tumblr.com

[therealhimboanon]

Ay lmao my this is my 18+ blog child kindly fuck off or get blocked. Yes that means you you 16 year old that doesn't think you're a child LEAVE I DONT WANT YOU HERE

Have your age in your fucking bio or I well assume you are a child and block you!

Hate well be laughed at by me and all of my friends <3

~____♡Rules♡____~

Will do:

Yandere (duh)

Art

Most confessions asks always open

Smoke weed

Try to be funny

Gore/bodyhorror/exc

Wright (if your unlucky enough)

Shit post

Thirst post

Hyperfocuse on dumb shit

My best

Horny post

Will NOT do:

Incest

Peepeepoopoo (not my thing, do what you want)

Pedophilia yall gross as hell (insta block)

Any discrimination against LGBTQA+ or race (i get reace play and what the gay/trans equivalent is, is a kink/fetish for some people im just not comfortable writing it, not gonna yuck your yum)

Beastality yall also gross

Proof read my shit more then once im dyslexic and doing my best if you dont like bad spelling or grammer you have come to the wrong place my g

I'm not good at fluff bc i am socially inept and romance is wired and hard to express but I wright:

Pure un apologetic smut

Fear/horror porn

Nsfw/yandere headcannons

What i wright for: mostly whatever i want im very bad at requests but will try

Fandom i wright for

Its about time i do this Horror: Scream: Stu my beloved, maybe billy but you gotta ask really nice, randy The black phone: the grabber thats

[ffishstickks]

Pleaseeeee I wanna be shared by Jak and Sam! I know in reality they’d probably wouldn’t get along but I’m delulu and I just wanna be their cute lil pet so bad 🥺🥺🥺

For some reason I imagined it going like this-

BUT I want to help fufill your delulu ideas anyways because I'm a rabid crackshipper and all for it.

I could see them getting along in some sort of situation where Jak couldn't have his way... Maybe blackmail? or she has something against him? Maybe MC managed to reason with him?

Only thing is, Samara would want them to both be orderly pets, and that could be a problem with Jak lol. You'll have to figure it out in your delulu dreams, but I love the idea.

[therealhimboanon]

I want them both

[therealhimboanon]

Guys I got reap and sow why is eggs not a romancable option?! Also I still want Jak to lock me in a dog cage with a fluffy blanket some fairy lights and a vape

[therealhimboanon]

Guys I got reap and sow why is eggs not a romancable option?! Also I still want Jak to lock me in a dog cage with a fluffy blanket some fairy lights and a vape

[therealhimboanon]

[curly-my-beloved]

Wait what was Jimmy's little horse joke??

that he's aroused by horses.

[therealhimboanon]

I think its a furry thing

Jimmy is a furry

[curly-my-beloved]

he's not a furry, he's a brony.

[therealhimboanon]

You can be both!

[curly-my-beloved]

Wait what was Jimmy's little horse joke??

that he's aroused by horses.

[therealhimboanon]

I think its a furry thing

Jimmy is a furry

[curly-my-beloved]

why people getting mad that u hc that Anya watches lesbian porn...like bffr she does!! that woman isn't straight, is it also because they think s/a victims are just "ew sex, I don't want to have it" if that's the case then that's stupid, s/a victims can still have sex you guys!!! - coming from an lesbian, who is an s/a survivor 🐾

so the reason people are upset about the porn headcanons seems to be:

a) Daisuke, "as the only Asian person", watches hentai, which is apparently racist

b) that i said Anya likes soft, intimate porn specifically, which is apparently me saying that lesbian porn is pure or smth???

c) Jimmy, who is a bad person, is into BDSM, so obviously this means i believe only bad people can have kinks like that

i am yet to decide which of these is the biggest stretch.

[therealhimboanon]

Daisuke watche hentai because hes a fucking nerd! Being asin has nothing to do with being attracted to anime tits and ass!

L takes go call out actual racisium in the fandom

[therealhimboanon]

Love how tumblr won't let me block sertent blogs. It's great that that happens and makes anyone think they can interact with my shit

I am an 18+ blog i dont want you here if you dont have atleast "adult" in your bio or pins i do not want you to touch my blog im so tired of tumblr being broken and not letting me blog ageless blogs and the one child who intoracts with my shit

[therealhimboanon]

Highkey want tumblr to softblock my shit again until they fix their shit bc I can't do shit other than ask the blogs i can't block to unreblog my shit

[therealhimboanon]

Love how tumblr won't let me block sertent blogs. It's great that that happens and makes anyone think they can interact with my shit

I am an 18+ blog i dont want you here if you dont have atleast "adult" in your bio or pins i do not want you to touch my blog im so tired of tumblr being broken and not letting me blog ageless blogs and the one child who intoracts with my shit

[curly-my-beloved]

WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's gay

[therealhimboanon]

All your followers (expeashily me) getting ready to send you asks

[therealhimboanon]

Uh, oh, the anti anxiety medication kicked in, and now i think im funny

[curly-my-beloved]

OH TATTOOS!!! which of the cast do u think would get tattoos and what kind?

What tattoos would the crew have?

Curly is either not into tattoos at all or completely inked up. There's no in-between. No matter which we're going with, he'd get his partner's name tattooed above his heart. If we go with inked up Curly, he's got star constellations on his arms, back and chest.

Jimmy has none. Tattoos are for people who can afford them.

Honorary Jimmy is a broke joke aside, he's got a sleeve tattoo. Nobody really knows what it is, since he always covers his arms (he's got some nasty scars from some odd jobs he used to do).

Swansea has a small equilateral triangle under his right collar bone that he got when he hit his ten year sobriety mark.

Daisuke could only ever get tiny tattoos that his parents wouldn't see or his mother would get upset. He would get a smiley face emoticon - :) - on the side of one of his fingers.

Anya is not really a tattoo person. She doesn't like the idea of the pain it might cause. She'd be willing to get a small matching tattoo behind her ear of on her forearm with her partner, but she'd have to feel really secure in the relationship.

[therealhimboanon]

Ok hear me out

Jimmy got most of his tattoos in prison ( I feel like he delt a lot of drugs at some point, pros weed charges before it being legal idk)

He payed his cell mate with cosmic brownies and those fucking spicy pickles over the cose of time (sugar daddy curly givng jimbo commisary moneys)

"Just gimme a cool sword or something" type of guy very manly tradishanla american style of tattoos that are mostly black and gray type shit

[curly-my-beloved]

how high is the fucking captain salary for curly to casually say he'll sometimes buy a house

[curly-my-beloved]

no bc bro clearly owns several houses if he says it so casually

landlord curly???

[curly-my-beloved]

landlord curly is still haunting me tbh

[therealhimboanon]

It would be loveless, but i would let landlord curly do awful things to me for tattoo money

[curly-my-beloved]

FOOL. THAT WOULD BE LANDLORD JIMMY.

[therealhimboanon]

Eather of them work, the bar is in hell

[curly-my-beloved]

how high is the fucking captain salary for curly to casually say he'll sometimes buy a house

[curly-my-beloved]

no bc bro clearly owns several houses if he says it so casually

landlord curly???

[curly-my-beloved]

landlord curly is still haunting me tbh

[therealhimboanon]

It would be loveless, but i would let landlord curly do awful things to me for tattoo money

[ukulelekatie]

hooray

[therealhimboanon]

Hey gang im gona clare some things up because ive seen alot of this in this fandom :3

It is a normal coping mechanism for some victims of sexual assult/abuse to write about/ roleplay things like that to feel like they have more control over what happened to them. that does not mean they condone the actions!

It is not normal to send people rape and death treats because they like or wright fanfiction about a character you dont.

It is not normal for you to wish rape apon someone for liking and / or writing for a character you dont like. Like, actually, what is wrong with you

You can block people and tags you dont like, so you dont have to see or think about those things you dont like. It's not always full proof, but stop being assholes christ!