isaac

fish and rice!!!! | 18 | they/them | the artist formerly known as jake gyllenhaal (not jake gyllenhaal) | i like biology and music and fallout new vegas and dnd

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jadedresearcher]

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

[therealjakegyllenhaal]

y'all think it's hot now, wait till you go to hell for raising your kids in the suburbs

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a McDonald’s commercial where the camera slowly panned to follow footprints in the sand to then show Jesus Christ walking on the beach eating a McRib. Words on the screen said, “It’s back.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[theehorsepusssy]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[fearthefuzzybear]

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

[duckdotcom]

twitch livestream where I am hooked up to an iv tube and viewers can type commands in chat to either remove my blood or put more blood in me

[dimingwins]

Blood Poll

Less Blood for OP

More Blood for OP

Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

[patricia-taxxon]

apologize to him

[opha]

jerry was in my elder scrolls online guild, and he's one of the sweetest guys I've ever known. i feel sick every time i come across his image online because it's almost always the exact same baseless derision and shitty implications about him because he's fat and wearing a fedora for a photoshoot. the photoshoot this image is from was leaked from his private facebook. the harassment that he's faced from his memeification is worse than anyone knows.

[bi-medusa]

If anyone wants to donate to his GoFundMe towards his recovery after being put in a coma and losing most of his mobility due to COVID

(Shared on his Facebook) https://www.gofundme.com/f/9t3h7-stem-cell-regeneration?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=instagram_feed&utm_source=social

Revovery from Covid comp for Jerry Messing, organized by Patti P. Stiles

Hi, my name is Patti Stiles and I'm fund raising for my son, Jerry Messing… Patti P. Stiles needs your support for Revovery from Covid comp

[thesylversmyth]

I saw this last time it went around but there’s an update from mid March 2024 saying that unfortunately, his insurance has decided that since he can walk from a bed to a wheelchair and back, they will not be paying for additional physical therapy. He will be increasing his goal amount soon to reflect that, so the 3k he is over his goal by is not sufficient.

[vergak]

[thecadhatter]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I used to manage an escape room and the best thing I ever saw was in our Jigsaw room. They start that one handcuffed or footcuffed to separate bits of wall, and they had to tie some lab coats together to lasso a wheeled trolley across the room as their first puzzle.

One day I had a couple come in. When I initially asked who wanted the foot cuff Vs the handcuff, she insists that he gets handcuffed. I chain them up, give them their starter hint that the trolley will be immediately important, leave and go to the office.

Whereupon I watch as the woman turns to the man and says "Gareth, give me your leg."

Gareth bends down, removes his prosthetic leg, and throws it over to her. She drops onto her stomach as far forward as the footcuff allows, grabs her boyfriend's detached foot, and uses it to fish the trolley over.

Greatest solution to that puzzle I ever saw

[ralfmaximus]

Jigsaw, observing via camera: no not like that

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[murdergirlfriend]

[redstonedust]

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

[tlbodine]

This trait is much more endearing in fiction than in my mother.

[radiofreederry]

Infinite AI Seinfeld got banned for this lmao

[averyterrible]

infinite ai dave chapelle show

[is-the-bug-video-cute]

Some people around me keep live black widows in jars. I feel it's a bad idea. Am I wrong?

Well... It's not a good idea per se. Their venom is potent enough to hurt adults and kill children. But the same goes for horses, and those are common animals to keep around.

Black widows are very docile. People have been known to handle them without any issue (which I have to stress I don't recommend you do, because a bite can send you to the hospital, but it does illustrate how docile they are). They're also very slow, like other orb weavers, so they can't suddenly bolt.

As long as you keep it in an escape-proof enclosure, there isn't really anything wrong with it.

EDIT: Horses are not venomous! They're capable of hurting and killing people, but not because they have venom!!

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

@krystalrage

[thorsuggestion]

excuse me sir, can you lower your jazz? there are five miracles of home water birth (goats) asleep in this house

[studentofetherium]

if all Jews are damned to go to hell for the sin of Jesus's death, does that mean that Jesus, himself a Jew, went to hell? wouldn't that be funny?

[aokozaki]

When they say he "died for our sins" what they mean is that he took one for the team.

[media-sickos-international]

I know this is a joke post but Jesus did, in fact, go to hell when he died. During the 3 days between his death and resurrection it's commonly said that he went to hell and brought all of the souls of the "good Jews" that didn't know about the Word but were close to God (basically all of the big hitters from the old testament) and brought them to the gates of heaven

[studentofetherium]

fascinating. what if he stayed there

[aokozaki]

Wait so, they did get rescued but Jews who died before Jesus even existed still went to hell?

[media-sickos-international]

Yeah, at least in Catholic canon, before Jesus existed, everyone went to hell when they died because of Original Sin (if you're unfamiliar with the concept, basically it's the idea that those who are not baptized are marked with the sins of Adam and Eve). When Jesus came around and changed that he took the people who God favored and brought them up to heaven with him. It's kind of fucked up when you think about it, honestly.

[studentofetherium]

didn't the catholic church rescind this a few decades back, or was it only the part about jews since the crucifixion also being condemned to hell

[media-sickos-international]

Probably? But it would have to have been recently, as I went to Catholic school and they were teaching that as recently as the late 2010s

[studentofetherium]

Second Vatican Council - Wikipedia

depends on your definition of recently, i guess

[elle-eedee]

[squareallworthy]

[pastel-papercut]

[blackle-mori]

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild

[alopecoidartist]

[m1dori-eyes]

@realest-slenderman do I collect your Bigfoot Mogus???

[realest-slenderman]

collect my bigfoot mogus