professional idiot

I'm a professional don't worry | 19 | she/they 🏳️‍⚧️

[loveridden1999]

[ozempicofficial]

[fourleafisland]

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[therealkitr]

get my pee pee tickled mediocre style

[hellbent-boy]

My mother bought a kids book called Froggy Girl,

Which is a not even remotely veiled anti-trans allegory, where a girl wants to be a frog and tries to be one. Everyone (except the frogs) is really supportive of her, giving her different clothes, food, and a flag that’s the trans flag but green, so she can’t admit she was wrong. She winds up talking to a wise turtle and he tells her that she can’t escape who she is, so she goes back to being a girl.

It’s badly written, incredibly obvious propaganda, and it doesn’t even make sense. If it’s okay for her to “become a frog” why wouldn’t her parents be okay with her “becoming a human” again? Because that doesn’t fit the author’s narrative that parents are forcing their children to be transgender.

Reading this book to my niece really hurt, because while I already know how my mom feels about me and trans people as a whole, I didn’t know she would be trying to turn my niblings against me already. At the very least, “protecting” them from becoming like me. I know she doesn’t understand me, but it’s hard to see her trying to act like she understands me better than I do. Anyway, don’t buy this book and stop making propaganda for children.

[irondive]

this keto shit easy

[quartings]

I can't stop watching Pokopia playthroughs.

[estrogirlie]

cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal

[offtopic-enjoyers]

So... Are we just not gonna talk about Jschlatt's arg? Like his whole fleshed out hidden story he has with Charlie, Ludwig, and Tommy as cameos? With spectrograms and morse code? No? Okay then.

[hellbent-boy]

Every once in a while I say or think something like “oh god I am so scared of commitment” and then I remember that I almost moved in with a fuckbuddy, fell completely in love in a week more than once, and am planning on moving for my gf. And then I get the impulse to FROG the hat I started for the 5th time, because maybe the yarn could do something else

[therealkitr]

i have 3 followers and two of them are dead

[fandom-r]

sliding scale of classic video game rivalries

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[doveeggsblog]

Three cheers for sweet revenge