Good morning-to-about-half-past-ten, folks!
Name's Maddun Sterling, but do call me Madster. You may know me from, among other things, my contributions to my home, The Sprout, being a founding member of M.E.A.N.I.E.S., incredible fame across many dimensions for almost as many reasons, my music career, and being the best illusionist in the multiverse.
Yeah you read that right. In infinity, I'm provably the best. Feel like proving me wrong? Give it your best shot- I'd be the happier of us if you succeeded! Being the best gets BORING, and I'd LOVE to have someone that can keep up with me.
I've decided to set up shop on YOUR 🫵🫵🫵 fine Hellsite because it amuses me! What an honor, eh?
Anyway, to wrap up this intro post, here's some quick facts about me.
I'm Old!
I think 90% of "Master illusionists" you people put in media should be on fraud watch tbh
That is NOT shadow beneath my (Wonderful) hat, I am made of smoke 👍
I'm not apologizing about the Library of Alexandria and none of you can prove I was involved
• I Do Not Sleep
In addition to smoke, I am an artificial soul. They made me in a lab. With magic. Is that fucked up or what


















