GREETINGS, HOMOSAPIENS.
No, that can't be right. That sounds so... obsolete. Let's try this again, shall we?
SALUTATIONS, MY FELLOW MEN AND NONBINARIES.
Welcome to my blog. I go by many names, including Kermit, Mr. Kermit, The Joker, The Muppet Joker, The Croaker, The Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, Mr. The Frog, and The Real Muppet Joker.
I am a Muppet Joker kintype. All of his kins have been inherited as my own sub-kins, and these include:
Main: Kermit and the Joker (obviously)
Secondary: Bro Strider from Homestuck and Adam from the Bible
I DO NOT KIN VRISKA SERKET FROM HOMESTUCK. Unlike my, shall we say, "predecessor," I have read Homestuck all the way through without sullying my moral values. I would never kin a woman.
I am also aware (spoilers incoming) that Dirk Strider is a h*rse lover. I choose to believe that Bro would never associate with those things and saw the error of his ways early in his mental development, which is why I kin Bro and not Dirk.
Now... where were we? Heh.
FAQ:
Are you the original Muppet Joker?
No. I am a Muppet Joker kintype. My history begins to differ from the "original" Muppet Joker's when he starts kinning Vriska Serket. Since that point in our history, I have developed separately as a distinct entity.
What makes you the "real" Muppet Joker?
Because I am superior to the original one. I have read all the way through Homestuck, but I did not become a feminist. This gives me all rights to The Muppet Joker identity.
Are you single?
No. I am in a closed Relationship with Kermit and the Joker.
Why are you an anti-feminist?
If you don't know why, you might as well leave right now. This blog is not for Outsiders of the Men's Rights Movement.
DNI:
Other Kermit/Joker kintypes
Other Muppet Joker kintypes
South Park fans
All females/girls/women
Anyone who uses Biblical imagery in non-Biblical fandom content, or anyone who talks about "Biblically accurate angels" as a meme. My past/culture is NOT your aesthetic.
Shifting antis
Equine furries/otherkin. It reminds me of my kin trauma.
Sans Undertale (including AU's) kintypes - also kin trauma.
"Neurotypicals"
Bigots
People who use the rainbow flag. The rainbow is ONLY for God and Kermit the Frog. (I myself use the MLM flag, which is blue and green.)
People who don't think we need stricter gun safety laws
Parents
Pro-choice
Pro-life
People who identify with the color royal purple. It's MINE.
Potterheads
If you have ever been on the Bachelor
