The Placeholder...

[melodies-stereo]

its too late for you. i've already portrayed myself as the smug and self-assured Discord, and you as the unreasonably irritated pony.

[fleshengine]

that's the living tombstone you uncultured shit

[therealsax]

I ruined my circadian rhythm for half a red bell pepper with johnny’s seasoning and lemon pepper

[andromeda-xyz]

Late night, coffee-fueled graphic design. I'm not going to explain

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[therealsax]

people are still occasionally liking/reblogging the love song video holy moly

[therealsax]

last pic I took of myself is from like 4 months ago, the 2015 version of me would be shocked lmao

[therealsax]

First login in years I think

Do people still get horny on here or is the chastity cage still on?

[therealsax]

I don’t always smoke but when I do, it’s fucking stupid.

Please indulge me once more.

[perenial]

its out of touch non-binary thursday happy out of touch non-binary thursday

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[cannibalchicken]

[aflo]

[vedurnan-archive]

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

[vedurnan-archive]

[therealsax]

Tumblr on mobile is now unbearable, I have the same candy crush ass ad autoplaying in my ear literally every ten posts

[sapphic-majare]

[funnytwittertweets]

[junebugzzz]

fuck your zodiac sign do u start counting with your thumb, index, or pinky