Don't steal me.

Oh brother, this guy STINKS. // art by @/biogist

[therealslimstrider]

about the editor

OOC info for yifftwiceplz + verse

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[therealslimstrider]

Who the fuck are you.

[gayvampyr]

losing it over this. unbridled chaos

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[foxboycomet]

please imagine the clinking of gemstones together. this is important to me

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

[charseraph]

[loveridden1999]

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[therealslimstrider]

They got me fighting for my fucking life out here.

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[therealslimstrider]

Everyday I show John my Wordle attempts and profess how awesome I am. And every time, without fail, he dutifully and happily informs me that he agreed with me. That I am, in fact, so fucking cracked at Wordle. And also everything else ever. And I am incredibly sexy also.