2ND FASTEST GUITARISTS INS THE WORLD

I ams the reals Toki Wartooth!!! Rhythm guitarists for Dethklok, MOST METAL BAND EVER!!!! (RP acc)

[therealstoki]

WELCOME BACK TOKI!!!! 😍😍😍

Yous guys missed me!!! Wowee

[therealstoki]

Toki has nots posteds in so longs, buts I am back!

[pickles-dethklok]

If pickles is the mom and Nathan is the dad, does that make murderface an uncle or a brother??

Toki and Skwisgaar are uncles to you lot, Murderface is your grandfather since he tried to adopt Skwisgaar 😒 an I think he's the oldest... Maybe... Don't matter!

[therealstoki]

Wowee!!!! me ands skwisgaar ams uncles? (⊙ꇴ⊙) i’m so exciteds!!

[therealstoki]

Dood, what are yer thoughts on magnus hammersmith?

I do nots like him. I uhms, I’m leavings it there

[therealstoki]

TOKII what are your favorite candies?

I really likes chocolate pretzels ands gummies! Gummy bears ams my favorite, sucks that’s I can’t haves them all the times

[therealstoki]

ey Toki i have a VERY serious question for ye. Which cats breed do you like the most???????????

Calicos ands black cats cause they evils and full of darkness! Very metal. Nathan likes black cats too

[therealstoki]

Toki... the pentagon...

The pentagons?!

[therealstoki]

Heys guys! Sorry for beings gone so longs, Toki ams practicing lots for an upcoming concert 😞

[nathan-implosionn]

Lies

[therealstoki]

Nots lies

[skwisgaars-the-skwigelf]

Ams lies

[therealstoki]

Nots lies!

[therealstoki]

This is random, but in my Stardew valley game I have all of dethklok as my pet cats.

I got you and Skwisgaar first lol 😭.

Also here's just some random screenshots I took.

Ohs my gosh! We ams so cute as kitties :3

[therealstoki]

Magnus misses you

(This totally isnt from magnus)

☹️

[therealstoki]

Kitties buts with wings thinks about it. Woulds be awesome

[shitcharlesknows]

There's, ah, actually a book series called Catwings about magical kitties if you're interested, Toki.

[therealstoki]

I gettings them rights now they knows what’s I’m talking abouts!

[therealstoki]

i 100% agree Toki. Cats with wings so they can fly with the unicorns and pegasus!!!

Yes!

[therealstoki]

Good but bad idea Toki.

Kitties with wings is only great in theory. As much as I'd love my furry critters being able to fly, that also means they'd be able to fly everywhere. It's scary enough when I see clawing at my door during the night. I don't need to hear aggressive wing flapping when my cat has the zoomies at 2 AM.

- 🍋‍🟩

I stops reading at “bad”. I wills not hear this. You’re wrongs I’m right

[skwigelfskwisgaar]

Toki learns hims English froms me, so why ams he tellings me it ams LMAOS and its ams ackshualies LMNOP?

[therealstoki]

Ams the alphebets idiot! There is no LMAO. That’s is out of order! LMNOP is right! Cause it’s gos abdefgkijhLMNOPqrustuv!

[therealstoki]

Stops telling people you ams praktisings. You ams building planes whats don't fly. @skwigelfskwisgaar

What’s you think ams incorrects! Whiles you THINK I am building planes what’s don’t fly I am actually practicing guitar! Comes by sometime! I proves you wrong!

[therealstoki]

Kitties buts with wings thinks about it. Woulds be awesome

[therealstoki]

what are your thoughts on the norwegian butter crisis of 2011

Ams very glad I wasn’t there when’s it happeneds! Butters is very importanst

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

How about Iowa's butter cow?

[therealstoki]

Butter cows?