Shit Charles Foster Offdensen Knows

"And so, because I was invisible, I would become the perfect spy."

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[shitcharlesknows]

Sigh. It me.

[jinglyjangly-theclowm]

[shitcharlesknows]

Ah, no comment.

[picklesthebestdrummer]

have you ever been in a situation where you got high but then got the munchies and saw the weed brownies and ate them and got more high and uhh tips on how to stop

Charles ain’t on here is he? If you’re readin’ this Charles, no. I ain’t evah been in a situation like that. Nevah.

Is he gone? Good. Ta tell ya tha truth, I don’t have any tips. Once ya start goin’, it’s hard ta stop. Tha fuckin’ munchies are a dangerous snowball once ya get inta it. Good luck.

[shitcharlesknows]

Pickles, I hope you didn't, uh, eat most of that particular tray of, ah, brownies, seeing as Jean Pierre made it especially to assist Murderface with his, ah, constipation. Maybe, ah, hit the infirmary if things start to, ah, go south?

[picklesthebestdrummer]

Oh you’re on here. Tray? What tray? I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about.

[shitcharlesknows]

All right then. For the record, I tried / the infirmary is staffed 24/7 just in case - take care, Pickles.

[picklesthebestdrummer]

have you ever been in a situation where you got high but then got the munchies and saw the weed brownies and ate them and got more high and uhh tips on how to stop

Charles ain’t on here is he? If you’re readin’ this Charles, no. I ain’t evah been in a situation like that. Nevah.

Is he gone? Good. Ta tell ya tha truth, I don’t have any tips. Once ya start goin’, it’s hard ta stop. Tha fuckin’ munchies are a dangerous snowball once ya get inta it. Good luck.

[shitcharlesknows]

Pickles, I hope you didn't, uh, eat most of that particular tray of, ah, brownies, seeing as Jean Pierre made it especially to assist Murderface with his, ah, constipation. Maybe, ah, hit the infirmary if things start to, ah, go south?

[dethkloks-rhythm-guitarists]

Wowee, Dr Rockso is heres!!

[shitcharlesknows]

Has he signed, ah, a pain waiver yet, Toki?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

I ams so tired, I might has to sleep befores Charles gets mads at me.

[shitcharlesknows]

Toki, are you still awake?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

Uhh.... Nos..

[shitcharlesknows]

You, ah, being haunted or something, Toki? Did Pickles and Nathan's conversation about trains being cursed transportation, ah, give you nightmares? Should I contact the Church?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

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Yeps......

I ams fine....

[shitcharlesknows]

Hmmm, how about talking to Dr. Twinkletits? I, ah, it ... it's not, ah, Magnus, somehow, is it?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

I ams fine, I promises.. I thinks I ams just sick...

(he is, in fact, sick.)

[shitcharlesknows]

Jean Pierre has been notified, just rest and take it easy, Toki

[tokifreakingswartooth]

I ams so tired, I might has to sleep befores Charles gets mads at me.

[shitcharlesknows]

Toki, are you still awake?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

Uhh.... Nos..

[shitcharlesknows]

You, ah, being haunted or something, Toki? Did Pickles and Nathan's conversation about trains being cursed transportation, ah, give you nightmares? Should I contact the Church?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

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Yeps......

I ams fine....

[shitcharlesknows]

Hmmm, how about talking to Dr. Twinkletits? I, ah, it ... it's not, ah, Magnus, somehow, is it?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

I ams so tired, I might has to sleep befores Charles gets mads at me.

[shitcharlesknows]

Toki, are you still awake?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

Uhh.... Nos..

[shitcharlesknows]

You, ah, being haunted or something, Toki? Did Pickles and Nathan's conversation about trains being cursed transportation, ah, give you nightmares? Should I contact the Church?

[awbows]

year two of me asking for a dethklok valentine’s day album 😔 i KNOW they’d make it bloody and gorey and brutal PLEASE DETHKLOK PR TEAM PLEASE

[shitcharlesknows]

Well guys, what do you all, ah, think? Remember we were talking about you guys and Taylor Swift covering each other's music? You were pretty drunk but I know Pickles at least has decent clarity while everyone else is blacking out

[therealstoki]

I ams NOT covering Taylor Swifts

[nathan-implosionn]

Toki has a point..... Gaylor swift... it'd be pretty not brutal...

[therealstoki]

Who’s was the ones who came up with that’s ideas anyways Charles?

[shitcharlesknows]

Well, it was, ah, you, Toki, although you all contributed to a list of reasons it could still be brutal - you insisted this include, ah, Taylor Swift's cats, and the conversation generally disintegrated from there. You were all, ah, moderately drunk.

[tokifreakingswartooth]

I ams so tired, I might has to sleep befores Charles gets mads at me.

[shitcharlesknows]

Toki, are you still awake?

[tokifreakingswartooth]

Uhh.... Nos..

[shitcharlesknows]

Do you talk, ah, in your sleep then?

[theguitarsgods]

[shitcharlesknows]

Guys, stop sending me this with (admittedly, funny) pictures of Murderface and obviously fake "bands dildoes firing contract" attachments.

[tokifreakingswartooth]

I ams so tired, I might has to sleep befores Charles gets mads at me.

[shitcharlesknows]

Toki, are you still awake?

[smolwartooth-deactivated2025101]

fight to the death with the other toki. winner is the real toki

/j

What? There ams no others me...if so,he's is imposters,or froms alternate timelines...

[shitcharlesknows]

If it's just another Toki from an alternate timeline or ah, some such, you can probably be friends with him, Toki. Mordhaus' library might have additional, ah, information about whatever he is; also, if he's planning to bring any friends or bandmates with him from whence he came.

[therealstoki]

Kitties buts with wings thinks about it. Woulds be awesome

[shitcharlesknows]

There's, ah, actually a book series called Catwings about magical kitties if you're interested, Toki.

[therealstoki]

I gettings them rights now they knows what’s I’m talking abouts!

[shitcharlesknows]

They seem like very cool cats 🐈

[therealstoki]

Kitties buts with wings thinks about it. Woulds be awesome

[shitcharlesknows]

There's, ah, actually a book series called Catwings about magical kitties if you're interested, Toki.

[nathan-implosionn]

Your precious cfo killed me Nathan..man if I were you...I'd kill offdensen..~

huh.... you know what... that is a great idea.

[shitcharlesknows]

... Nathan? Is anything wrong?

[awbows]

year two of me asking for a dethklok valentine’s day album 😔 i KNOW they’d make it bloody and gorey and brutal PLEASE DETHKLOK PR TEAM PLEASE

[shitcharlesknows]

Well guys, what do you all, ah, think? Remember we were talking about you guys and Taylor Swift covering each other's music? You were pretty drunk but I know Pickles at least has decent clarity while everyone else is blacking out