i am stria

im the real stria sixteen. don't believe @thewayastray, she's just pretending to be me

[alaydabug2]

i might regret but what is Strieefe?

I am SO GLAD you asked

Strieefe is the ship between Keefe and Stria ( @the-way-astray )

It started when I asked Stria if there was anything she liked about Keefes character (cause she is a notorious hater)

Well surprisingly she responded with a several paragraph rant on an aspect she liked about him

I thought that was the end of it but no

With Tumblr being the glorious hellhole it is

Anons started flooding her ask box with asks of shipping them together 😌

Me who unintentionally started this decided to jump into the bandwagon and egg it on

It eventually spiraled into me and many others making fanfiction of them together and having them make out

Join the strieefe army!

Join us 😀

We have chaos, cringey fanfiction, and obnoxiousness 😆

Waddya say? 🙃

[therealstriasixteen]

I am the real stria and I support this message (and I love keefe)

[the-way-astray]

i am a keefe sencen hater

[therealstriasixteen]

This is simply untrue, I love keefe sencen and everything he does. He has never done anything wrong and is the best character in the whole book

[alaydabug2]

WHAT THE HECK IS STRIEEFE

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Strieefe is the ship between Stria × Keefe

Stria if you don't know is @the-way-astray

Stria famously is known to hate Keefe Sencen

But due to a series of events I unintentionally instigated some anons started to ship them

Well one thing led to another and j started the trend of sending in strieefe (and later anti-strieefe) fanfiction into Stria's ask box

Therefore leading to her insanity 😁

This is all in good fun dw it's all a joke to both of us

[therealstriasixteen]

Stria is also an imposter, I am the real stria and I am in love with keefe sencen

[therealstriasixteen]

i am so excited to read unravelled because i love keefe and i am in love with keefe sencen and he can do no wrong and he is my favorite character and the best kotlc character because i love him and he is so hot. i am stria and i love keefe sencen.

[the-way-astray]

just so you all know i will be campaigning hard for gethen for keeper sexyman 2025 and i will take any losses personally and fight for him like my life depends on it

[therealstriasixteen]

GETHEN FOR KEEPER SEXYMAN 2025

[ouroborosorder]

no you’re not a “pro hater,” you’re just sitting around going “ew” whenever someone mentions something they like. real hating has conviction, passion, drive. We’re not on the same level

[alaydabug2]

@the-way-astray

[the-way-astray]

i do hate keefe passionately with conviction that drives me nearly mad. correct

[therealstriasixteen]

This sentence is a sentence i would never say.

I would replace the word "hate" with the word "love" because I love keefe and he is my favorite character and I am in love with him.

[the-way-astray]

This looks like some NICE kindling

Don't you think 😁

(It's my math homework, it scares me)

eat it

[do-you-ship-this-book-couple]

Do you ship...

Stria & Keefe (Keeper of the Lost Cities)

Yes, I ship them

I'm neutral about them

No, I don't ship them

In a fucked up way because it compels me

Not before but now I'm intrigued

Platonically

They're divorced

I don't know them

Voting ended onNov 19, 2024

[therealstriasixteen]

so you're Stria? (this is just like when my friends and i had to deal with @evilinnereverblaze, @evilthomasstaples, @evilthesfromhms, @evilimobsessed, etc.) prove that you're her

whats your favourite vegetable?

Ah yes I remember that (with your good friend Thomas staples) the difference is, I’m not evil and I’m the real stria

my favorite vegetable is an aubergine.

[thomasstaples-deactivated202508]

Ah yes, that is certainly the real Stria and not an evil clone

[therealstriasixteen]

you speak the truth dear Thomas

[therealstriasixteen]

so you're Stria? (this is just like when my friends and i had to deal with @evilinnereverblaze, @evilthomasstaples, @evilthesfromhms, @evilimobsessed, etc.) prove that you're her

whats your favourite vegetable?

Ah yes I remember that (with your good friend Thomas staples) the difference is, I’m not evil and I’m the real stria

my favorite vegetable is an aubergine.

[the-fakest-stria-sixteen]

another Schrodingers situation. does this make me double-evil since I'm the inverse of you and stria, neither of which are evil?

[iguessthisismymainnow-deactivat]

probably

[the-fakest-stria-sixteen]

welp. time to put my neverseen cloak on and shoot the council.

[therealstriasixteen]

I find this morally wrong

[therealstriasixteen]

I just worked on my project which is not secret at all and I can conclude that I love keefe sencen

[the-fakest-stria-sixteen]

If you're not stria... then do you like keefe?

So here's the thing.

I originally made this to be the opposite of "the real Stria" account, who loves Keefe.

But I'm also supposed to not be stria at the same time.

Does this make me the anti-anti-pope?

In this scenario, Stria would be pope

The "real stria" would be the antipope, the reverse

I'm the reverse of both

So maybe the anti-anti-anit-pope

@the-way-astray I've confused myself

[therealstriasixteen]

I love how you’ve compared us to the literal pope

But uh uh uh Keefe is amazing and I love everything he does

[armayes]

Schrodingers Keefe Preference

[the-fakest-stria-sixteen]

If you're not stria... then do you like keefe?

So here's the thing.

I originally made this to be the opposite of "the real Stria" account, who loves Keefe.

But I'm also supposed to not be stria at the same time.

Does this make me the anti-anti-pope?

In this scenario, Stria would be pope

The "real stria" would be the antipope, the reverse

I'm the reverse of both

So maybe the anti-anti-anit-pope

@the-way-astray I've confused myself

[therealstriasixteen]

I love how you’ve compared us to the literal pope

But uh uh uh Keefe is amazing and I love everything he does

[therealstriasixteen]

so you're Stria? (this is just like when my friends and i had to deal with @evilinnereverblaze, @evilthomasstaples, @evilthesfromhms, @evilimobsessed, etc.) prove that you're her

whats your favourite vegetable?

Ah yes I remember that (with your good friend Thomas staples) the difference is, I’m not evil and I’m the real stria

my favorite vegetable is an aubergine.

[thomasstaples-deactivated202508]

Ah yes, that is certainly the real Stria and not an evil clone

[therealstriasixteen]

you speak the truth dear Thomas

[therealstriasixteen]

so you're Stria? (this is just like when my friends and i had to deal with @evilinnereverblaze, @evilthomasstaples, @evilthesfromhms, @evilimobsessed, etc.) prove that you're her

whats your favourite vegetable?

Ah yes I remember that (with your good friend Thomas staples) the difference is, I’m not evil and I’m the real stria

my favorite vegetable is an aubergine.

[the-way-astray]

my biggest flex is that you had a nightmare about me

why is that your biggest flex. have you done nothing else with your life. but also i'm weirdly honored like okay. i did not have "some guy (gender neutral) getting me to dream about his weird shenanigans is his biggest flex" on my 2024 bingo card . . . and wow your friend really is on the same wavelength as me aren't they . . . although my dream wasn't about you committing identity theft. as i said lmfao

[the-way-astray]

imposter

i’m going to make a sideblog called “the-fakest-stria-sixteen” just to piss you off

[therealstriasixteen]

I am the real stria sixteen and you would be correct in calling yourself the fakest