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Because you can never have too many blogs with pictures of animals, crafts, food, and tattoos.

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My chocolate bunny - Eddie

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Bunny bum bums

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Acrylic on canvas. Untitled for a friend.

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Bean is wee, but he is full grown and middle aged. Now, being little has given some creatures cause to develop a "Napoleon Complex;" - Bean is no exception to this phenomenon. Although he possesses this coping mechanism, he does not express it in negative ways like picking fights, or driving exotic sports cars, nor does he try to date kittens. Nope, he just just doesn't let his size define him - as it is a superficial trait. 

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Lester is Happiest Dressed as a Bunny

Lester is well aware that he is not a bunny; he is not delusional and there is no need to be concerned or to judge him. You see, Lester loves how the bunny suit makes him feel and without it he feels vacant inside. He is not hurting anyone, not even himself. In fact, the suit has made him acquire skills - like sewing patches when the suit gets ripped - leading to the empowerment he needed to finish his dissertation last year. One must conclude it is most appropriate to just let Lester be Lester, because his love of cross (species) dressing has absolutely no effect on your life. Lester and his bunny suit are constructed from all new sock materials. Lester's patches are made of corduroy swatches and are very swanky. The bunny ears are bendable because of a sophisticated design feature called pipe cleaners. Lester has bushy eyebrows and beard made from faux fur and he has a large pom pom tail on his booty. His asymmetrical eyes were hand painted - super fancy! Lester is a large sized sockmonstah and measures 12 inches from head to toe. Lester is not recommended for very small children because they're parents get angry with the confusion Lester's situation causes. Thanks for stopping by! WJ

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New monstahs this week...!

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Chesley the "Leopard"

Chesley is in complete denial of who he really is. You see, he claims to be a leopard but he is %100 cheetah. One might think this is strange as cheetahs are faster, better hunters and more handsome than leopards. His parents hope it's a phase, but fear it is not. Chesley will not regale anyone with reasons for this assertion because he is so convinced that he is a leopard. His evidence is that he is excellent at Math and will prove it upon request - this evidence is strong as we all know cheetahs have absolutely no concept of numbers and can't read good. Chesley was constructed from a new pair of cheetah print fuzzy socks. His gold and black eyes were hand painted by me. Chesley has a curly tail that can be repositioned at will, thanks to the cutting edge pipe cleaner technology. Chesley is not recommended for small children as he may claw their faces off.

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Lenny the Skeptical Lemur

Lenny is like most lemurs in the way that he is not easily convinced. Even when confronted with overwhelming amount of evidence on any given issue, he is still unsure. It's not that he has a differing conviction to assert, he just doesn't now what to think - a position that many of us can respect. Lenny was constructed, by yours truly, from a brand new pair of men's work socks. His red polka dot on black eyes were hand painted by me as well. His awesome furry tail has a pipe cleaner in it so it is bendy and fun. Lenny can hang on to you for dear life thanks to his velco hands and feet. Lenny is not recommended for small children as they scare him to pieces! Lenny would make a better pet than a live lemur because he would never throw a house party while you are at work like actual lemurs have been known to do.

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Winston the Wonder Pup!

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Winston the Wonder Pup

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Winston is a peppy puppy who loves to play! It is impossible to be bummed when Winston is around as he always happy to see you - He greets you with tail wagging and tongue out - ya know like Miley Cyrus, just cuter and minus the desperation. Winston was made from a new pair of socks and was and sculpted and stitched by hand. He has hand painted gold safety eyes which are two different sizes. Winston’s tail and eyes are bendy and posable.  Winston is the pet you will never regret bringing home as he will poop on the floor or require any food.

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Winston the Wonder Pup

Winston is a peppy puppy who loves to play! It is impossible to be bummed when Winston is around as he always happy to see you - He greets you with tail wagging and tongue out - ya know like Miley Cyrus, just cuter and minus the desperation. Winston was made from a new pair of socks and was and sculpted and stitched by hand. He has hand painted gold safety eyes which are two different sizes. Winston's tail and eyes are bendy and posable.  Winston is the pet you will never regret bringing home as he will poop on the floor or require any food.

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Fire and Ice are twin kittehs. They are the first sockmonstahs I made in a long time to sell. I sold them before I could even list them in my shop. It’s good problem to have! Stay tuned!

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Wesley being Wesley.

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I had first became aware of Scale the Summit back in the Myspace days, upon a friend’s recommendation that I give this instru-metal powerhouse a listen. I liked what I heard so much I ordered their album “Monument” which came with this snazzy t-shirt. This was back when I was more awkward and pretty frumpy, so I got a large t-shirt. It never quite fit me the way I wanted it, so I wore it very sparingly, which was a shame because I really liked the band.

I have been reluctant to use lacing techniques with shirt modification, but having a year of sluttifying metal shirts under my belt and one successful lacing on a Replicare bikini (which I am still working on), I figured that I might as well fucking go for it. I gotta say that result was as triumphant as the ascending rifts on the album; the shirt now fits better that any other I have added to me whoredrobe!

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I accidently came across some free henna tattooing!

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Fun with wash and glaze.

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I made this sock bunneh for a little girl's birthday. I had less than 3 hours to complete it, Mission accomplished...a new record for me!