I build stuff

[theredconstructionworker]

hey this is a tf2 rp blog! (It's engie btw)

if ya want to ask anything here's the rules for ya

-No nsfw

-no politics

-no racism

-no homophobia

I will set more rules if time comes to need em

Alright here's a pinch of lore for ya!

Ma name is Lawrence but ya can call me by my job title!

I have got some phds.

I come from a ranch in the middle of know where Texas grew up with cattle and had time to tinker with tech.

I am slight mortal enemies with blu teams spy... my dang nabit sentries.

And uuh that's about it! Oh yeah also I don't take all that much liking to romance especially not with the ladies I'm queer I guess oh but I don't got much time for such silly things anyway

(owner of blog has no idea how to write romance however I can try just try not to send NSFW I will emphasize this 1000 more times if needed)

Here's a guide to colors and what they mean on this blog(:

Poster=green

[meet-the-messenger]

hey don't really think I've seen you round before!

Quite frankly didn't know we had a messenger!

@theredconstructionworker

They smiled warmly at the construction worker.

“Hello!!! I was wondering if I’d see you stop by— I’ve got a package for you!”

They grinned, pulling out a fresh shipment of supplies, including replacement tools & drill heads, and the like, before laughing fondly.

“Yup! I’m the one who sorts all the packages and mail we get— so I’m usually here, in the Mailroom— probably why you haven’t seen me out and about before. It’s nice to meet you! My name’s August,” They extended a scaly hand to shake.

[theredconstructionworker]

The engineer shakes August's hand, "I appreciate the supplies pardner," he couldn't feel the scales through his thick rubber gloves but did notice the other bird like features. "I'm sorry if this comes off wrong but are you half bird?" He asks trying not to sound rude. "Oh, sorry forgot to introduce myself. Names Lawrence conagher!" They said taking the box of supplies from August's hands.

[meet-the-messenger]

They laughed, nodding. There was a notable coo to their voice when they laughed, and their neck was covered in white feathers, as well as a few scattered across their cheeks and forehead. They looked incredibly soft to the touch.

“Indeed I am! I’m part dove,” They said, spreading massive, white wings for emphasis. They themselves were 5’9”, but their wingspan was an impressive 14’6”.

They grinned, their beady dove eyes crinkled happily.

“And it’s quite alright! I enjoy questions— ask away if there’s anything you’re curious about!” They gave a warm, reassuring smile.

[theredconstructionworker]

"huh that's really cool how'd you end up like that?" Lawrence was genuinely curious. He stared at the ground thinking about how someone ends up part bird. He thought of another question.

"Does the reason your part bird involve some mad man? Are you like Frankenstein or am I reaching to far?" The thought of DNA splicing skipped his mind entirely.

[meet-the-messenger]

They giggled

“No, no, I’m ah— I asked a Medic to do it, he’s also part bird. It was an injection, so my DNA is fully blended with that of a dove’s now. This all grew naturally—”

They held out an arm as an example, demonstrating the way the feathers grew directly out of their skin, rather than being stitched or grafted on in any way. The smooth transition from sandy-tan skin to warm pink scales on their hands, and the small, grey claws that adorned their fingertips.

“Took a while, too, DNA splicing isn’t instant. If it was it’d hurt a helluva lot more!” They joked with a wry grin.

[theredconstructionworker]

*thats incredible," engineer said in awe of the idea of splicing DNA into an organism that's already fully grown

[meet-the-messenger]

They nodded with an excited grin, still holding their arm out to the construction worker, as their chest and neck feathers fluffed up with pride, offering their feathery wrist out to him with a trusting smile.

“It really is!!! Though I will say the changes weren’t just physical… You can feel them if you’d like..?”

They said, gesturing at the feathered cuff that sprouted from their wrist.

[theredconstructionworker]

Engie took off his glove and shook messengers hand the soft feathers felt soft on his hand. He put his glove and stood there not knowing what to say.

[meet-the-messenger]

They chuckled.

“Anyways, I’ll let you go— sorry, didn’t mean to keep you here, I’m sure you’ve got work to do—”

“I’ll see you around..?” They tilted their head with a friendly smile.

[theredconstructionworker]

See you round got to get supplies from... somewhere

[meet-the-messenger]

hey don't really think I've seen you round before!

Quite frankly didn't know we had a messenger!

@theredconstructionworker

They smiled warmly at the construction worker.

“Hello!!! I was wondering if I’d see you stop by— I’ve got a package for you!”

They grinned, pulling out a fresh shipment of supplies, including replacement tools & drill heads, and the like, before laughing fondly.

“Yup! I’m the one who sorts all the packages and mail we get— so I’m usually here, in the Mailroom— probably why you haven’t seen me out and about before. It’s nice to meet you! My name’s August,” They extended a scaly hand to shake.

[theredconstructionworker]

The engineer shakes August's hand, "I appreciate the supplies pardner," he couldn't feel the scales through his thick rubber gloves but did notice the other bird like features. "I'm sorry if this comes off wrong but are you half bird?" He asks trying not to sound rude. "Oh, sorry forgot to introduce myself. Names Lawrence conagher!" They said taking the box of supplies from August's hands.

[meet-the-messenger]

They laughed, nodding. There was a notable coo to their voice when they laughed, and their neck was covered in white feathers, as well as a few scattered across their cheeks and forehead. They looked incredibly soft to the touch.

“Indeed I am! I’m part dove,” They said, spreading massive, white wings for emphasis. They themselves were 5’9”, but their wingspan was an impressive 14’6”.

They grinned, their beady dove eyes crinkled happily.

“And it’s quite alright! I enjoy questions— ask away if there’s anything you’re curious about!” They gave a warm, reassuring smile.

[theredconstructionworker]

"huh that's really cool how'd you end up like that?" Lawrence was genuinely curious. He stared at the ground thinking about how someone ends up part bird. He thought of another question.

"Does the reason your part bird involve some mad man? Are you like Frankenstein or am I reaching to far?" The thought of DNA splicing skipped his mind entirely.

[meet-the-messenger]

They giggled

“No, no, I’m ah— I asked a Medic to do it, he’s also part bird. It was an injection, so my DNA is fully blended with that of a dove’s now. This all grew naturally—”

They held out an arm as an example, demonstrating the way the feathers grew directly out of their skin, rather than being stitched or grafted on in any way. The smooth transition from sandy-tan skin to warm pink scales on their hands, and the small, grey claws that adorned their fingertips.

“Took a while, too, DNA splicing isn’t instant. If it was it’d hurt a helluva lot more!” They joked with a wry grin.

[theredconstructionworker]

*thats incredible," engineer said in awe of the idea of splicing DNA into an organism that's already fully grown

[meet-the-messenger]

They nodded with an excited grin, still holding their arm out to the construction worker, as their chest and neck feathers fluffed up with pride, offering their feathery wrist out to him with a trusting smile.

“It really is!!! Though I will say the changes weren’t just physical… You can feel them if you’d like..?”

They said, gesturing at the feathered cuff that sprouted from their wrist.

[theredconstructionworker]

Engie took off his glove and shook messengers hand the soft feathers felt soft on his hand. He put his glove and stood there not knowing what to say.

[meet-the-messenger]

hey don't really think I've seen you round before!

Quite frankly didn't know we had a messenger!

@theredconstructionworker

They smiled warmly at the construction worker.

“Hello!!! I was wondering if I’d see you stop by— I’ve got a package for you!”

They grinned, pulling out a fresh shipment of supplies, including replacement tools & drill heads, and the like, before laughing fondly.

“Yup! I’m the one who sorts all the packages and mail we get— so I’m usually here, in the Mailroom— probably why you haven’t seen me out and about before. It’s nice to meet you! My name’s August,” They extended a scaly hand to shake.

[theredconstructionworker]

The engineer shakes August's hand, "I appreciate the supplies pardner," he couldn't feel the scales through his thick rubber gloves but did notice the other bird like features. "I'm sorry if this comes off wrong but are you half bird?" He asks trying not to sound rude. "Oh, sorry forgot to introduce myself. Names Lawrence conagher!" They said taking the box of supplies from August's hands.

[meet-the-messenger]

They laughed, nodding. There was a notable coo to their voice when they laughed, and their neck was covered in white feathers, as well as a few scattered across their cheeks and forehead. They looked incredibly soft to the touch.

“Indeed I am! I’m part dove,” They said, spreading massive, white wings for emphasis. They themselves were 5’9”, but their wingspan was an impressive 14’6”.

They grinned, their beady dove eyes crinkled happily.

“And it’s quite alright! I enjoy questions— ask away if there’s anything you’re curious about!” They gave a warm, reassuring smile.

[theredconstructionworker]

"huh that's really cool how'd you end up like that?" Lawrence was genuinely curious. He stared at the ground thinking about how someone ends up part bird. He thought of another question.

"Does the reason your part bird involve some mad man? Are you like Frankenstein or am I reaching to far?" The thought of DNA splicing skipped his mind entirely.

[meet-the-messenger]

They giggled

“No, no, I’m ah— I asked a Medic to do it, he’s also part bird. It was an injection, so my DNA is fully blended with that of a dove’s now. This all grew naturally—”

They held out an arm as an example, demonstrating the way the feathers grew directly out of their skin, rather than being stitched or grafted on in any way. The smooth transition from sandy-tan skin to warm pink scales on their hands, and the small, grey claws that adorned their fingertips.

“Took a while, too, DNA splicing isn’t instant. If it was it’d hurt a helluva lot more!” They joked with a wry grin.

[theredconstructionworker]

*thats incredible," engineer said in awe of the idea of splicing DNA into an organism that's already fully grown

[meet-the-messenger]

hey don't really think I've seen you round before!

Quite frankly didn't know we had a messenger!

@theredconstructionworker

They smiled warmly at the construction worker.

“Hello!!! I was wondering if I’d see you stop by— I’ve got a package for you!”

They grinned, pulling out a fresh shipment of supplies, including replacement tools & drill heads, and the like, before laughing fondly.

“Yup! I’m the one who sorts all the packages and mail we get— so I’m usually here, in the Mailroom— probably why you haven’t seen me out and about before. It’s nice to meet you! My name’s August,” They extended a scaly hand to shake.

[theredconstructionworker]

The engineer shakes August's hand, "I appreciate the supplies pardner," he couldn't feel the scales through his thick rubber gloves but did notice the other bird like features. "I'm sorry if this comes off wrong but are you half bird?" He asks trying not to sound rude. "Oh, sorry forgot to introduce myself. Names Lawrence conagher!" They said taking the box of supplies from August's hands.

[meet-the-messenger]

They laughed, nodding. There was a notable coo to their voice when they laughed, and their neck was covered in white feathers, as well as a few scattered across their cheeks and forehead. They looked incredibly soft to the touch.

“Indeed I am! I’m part dove,” They said, spreading massive, white wings for emphasis. They themselves were 5’9”, but their wingspan was an impressive 14’6”.

They grinned, their beady dove eyes crinkled happily.

“And it’s quite alright! I enjoy questions— ask away if there’s anything you’re curious about!” They gave a warm, reassuring smile.

[theredconstructionworker]

"huh that's really cool how'd you end up like that?" Lawrence was genuinely curious. He stared at the ground thinking about how someone ends up part bird. He thought of another question.

"Does the reason your part bird involve some mad man? Are you like Frankenstein or am I reaching to far?" The thought of DNA splicing skipped his mind entirely.

[meet-the-messenger]

hey don't really think I've seen you round before!

Quite frankly didn't know we had a messenger!

@theredconstructionworker

They smiled warmly at the construction worker.

“Hello!!! I was wondering if I’d see you stop by— I’ve got a package for you!”

They grinned, pulling out a fresh shipment of supplies, including replacement tools & drill heads, and the like, before laughing fondly.

“Yup! I’m the one who sorts all the packages and mail we get— so I’m usually here, in the Mailroom— probably why you haven’t seen me out and about before. It’s nice to meet you! My name’s August,” They extended a scaly hand to shake.

[theredconstructionworker]

The engineer shakes August's hand, "I appreciate the supplies pardner," he couldn't feel the scales through his thick rubber gloves but did notice the other bird like features. "I'm sorry if this comes off wrong but are you half bird?" He asks trying not to sound rude. "Oh, sorry forgot to introduce myself. Names Lawrence conagher!" They said taking the box of supplies from August's hands.

[theredconstructionworker]

(fug anon rn. I had a picture. I wish u can post pics as an anon)

@ask-the-red-medic666

Howdy Nero

Glad you found him medic!

So there your assistant?

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ach, Nein!! They're mein test subject!! They're just weirdly attached to me unlike past subjects.... I don't know why, might be Stockholm syndrome!

[theredconstructionworker]

oh alright then welp didn't know what I was expecting you like experimenting on things.

A lot.

On us as well but eh you heal us so it's fine I guess.

[nero-the-alien-tf2]

Nero eyes Engineer cautiously, not really trusting anyone else but their master (medic)

[theredconstructionworker]

Oh heya!

I work with medic a lot ain't nothing to be scared of but caution is understandable.

[nero-the-alien-tf2]

Nero huffs, and snuggles into Medics chest

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ach, Nero. Be nice. Sorry, They're nervous around new people!

[theredconstructionworker]

that's alright no offense taken

[theredconstructionworker]

(fug anon rn. I had a picture. I wish u can post pics as an anon)

@ask-the-red-medic666

Howdy Nero

Glad you found him medic!

So there your assistant?

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ach, Nein!! They're mein test subject!! They're just weirdly attached to me unlike past subjects.... I don't know why, might be Stockholm syndrome!

[theredconstructionworker]

oh alright then welp didn't know what I was expecting you like experimenting on things.

A lot.

On us as well but eh you heal us so it's fine I guess.

[nero-the-alien-tf2]

Nero eyes Engineer cautiously, not really trusting anyone else but their master (medic)

[theredconstructionworker]

Oh heya!

I work with medic a lot ain't nothing to be scared of but caution is understandable.

[theredconstructionworker]

(fug anon rn. I had a picture. I wish u can post pics as an anon)

@ask-the-red-medic666

Howdy Nero

Glad you found him medic!

So there your assistant?

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ach, Nein!! They're mein test subject!! They're just weirdly attached to me unlike past subjects.... I don't know why, might be Stockholm syndrome!

[theredconstructionworker]

oh alright then welp didn't know what I was expecting you like experimenting on things.

Well hey if one of your experiments requires machines you know who to talk to!

Also you aint gonna mortally wound him are ya?

[theredconstructionworker]

(fug anon rn. I had a picture. I wish u can post pics as an anon)

@ask-the-red-medic666

Howdy Nero

Glad you found him medic!

So there your assistant?

[nexzandonatti]

Hmm..

The feminine urge to start a TF2 roleplay blog

[theredconstructionworker]

*in palpatines voice*

D o I t

[theredconstructionworker]

Ach, Engineer! Zhere you are! I have a question. Have you seen Nero anywher- wait I never introduced you to Nero! Have I? Vell, when I find zhem I'll introduce you two!

@ask-the-red-medic666

no I haven't met Nero who's he.

All these names are getting confusing but I'll tell you if I've seen him!

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ahem, zhey. Nero doesn't have a Gender, Herr Engineer. He's mein little Alien!!

But I'll be sure to introduce you two when I find zhem!!

[theredconstructionworker]

Wow an alien? Well butter me up and call me a biscuit I didn't think this day was going to be interesting.

I'll continue looking out for your friend hope you find them!

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ah, Danke Herr Engineer!! But be warned, they're pretty skittish.

[theredconstructionworker]

well that's understandable I'll try and be calm.

This is quite a day finding out one of my colleagues is friends with an alien but hey there's stranger things out there.

[theredconstructionworker]

Ach, Engineer! Zhere you are! I have a question. Have you seen Nero anywher- wait I never introduced you to Nero! Have I? Vell, when I find zhem I'll introduce you two!

@ask-the-red-medic666

no I haven't met Nero who's he.

All these names are getting confusing but I'll tell you if I've seen him!

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ahem, zhey. Nero doesn't have a Gender, Herr Engineer. He's mein little Alien!!

But I'll be sure to introduce you two when I find zhem!!

[theredconstructionworker]

Wow an alien? Well butter me up and call me a biscuit I didn't think this day was going to be interesting.

I'll continue looking out for your friend hope you find them!

[redsargentgeneralsolly]

SOLDIER 701855 IS READY TO REJOIN THE FIGHT!

[theredconstructionworker]

Soldier? That you?

[theredconstructionworker]

Ach, Engineer! Zhere you are! I have a question. Have you seen Nero anywher- wait I never introduced you to Nero! Have I? Vell, when I find zhem I'll introduce you two!

@ask-the-red-medic666

no I haven't met Nero who's he.

All these names are getting confusing but I'll tell you if I've seen him!

[theredconstructionworker]

you know soldier is an odd man I wont deny that... But have you talked to medic?

ive done a couple experiments with him and that boy both amazes me and scares me.

[justthescout]

Well duh! That's what makes em mad attractive though

[theredconstructionworker]

didn't know ya found em attractive. I see em more as a... Good friend and colleague.

Eh, maybe I do find em some sort of way heck if I know.

I don't know how I find my teammates and don't think about it all that much.

[justthescout]

I find them all attractive. I find anyone who is nice to me that. And theyre not eve nice to me

[theredconstructionworker]

scout you know it's not good to fall to people that are mean to you.

However you like what you like I guess.

[justthescout]

Like I can freakin control it! Wait- youre a scientist kinda right? Make me something some machine that will make me stop fallin' in love with people

[theredconstructionworker]

Scout that might not be the best idea

[justthescout]

Oh so first ya tell me not to fall in love so much but then dont wanna help me

ok dude

[theredconstructionworker]

im not saying that it's bad to fall in love you can like people that aren't good for you just be careful round em.

I just need you to think about the consequences of making you not feel love.

What if you find someone who is truly good for you?

[justthescout]

good for me? already did, like 3 of em. But I want more. Mostly my team cause liek how am I supposed to feel when they are ALL in one big poly all sides from me?! It's so SO ughughg

[theredconstructionworker]

maybe try and talk to em and get to know em on a more personal level?

Just sitting down and listening could possibly get you in a relationship with at least one of em.

[justthescout]

I tried talkin to them and bein friends with them and all that before ok? But Im too annoying and I destroyed everything so now I just prefer bein alone... They really dont like me

[theredconstructionworker]

I-im sorry to here that

[justthescout]

eh whatever. Gonna go drink more Bonk

[theredconstructionworker]

i oughta go and do my job as well

You have a good one scout

[justthescout]

dont die

[theredconstructionworker]

well that's the goal

No promises never know what could happen out there

[justthescout]

true that

respawn then

[theredconstructionworker]

well yeah but dying still ain't a desirable thing so I try not to as much as I can

[theredconstructionworker]

you know soldier is an odd man I wont deny that... But have you talked to medic?

ive done a couple experiments with him and that boy both amazes me and scares me.

[justthescout]

Well duh! That's what makes em mad attractive though

[theredconstructionworker]

didn't know ya found em attractive. I see em more as a... Good friend and colleague.

Eh, maybe I do find em some sort of way heck if I know.

I don't know how I find my teammates and don't think about it all that much.

[justthescout]

I find them all attractive. I find anyone who is nice to me that. And theyre not eve nice to me

[theredconstructionworker]

scout you know it's not good to fall to people that are mean to you.

However you like what you like I guess.

[justthescout]

Like I can freakin control it! Wait- youre a scientist kinda right? Make me something some machine that will make me stop fallin' in love with people

[theredconstructionworker]

Scout that might not be the best idea

[justthescout]

Oh so first ya tell me not to fall in love so much but then dont wanna help me

ok dude

[theredconstructionworker]

im not saying that it's bad to fall in love you can like people that aren't good for you just be careful round em.

I just need you to think about the consequences of making you not feel love.

What if you find someone who is truly good for you?

[justthescout]

good for me? already did, like 3 of em. But I want more. Mostly my team cause liek how am I supposed to feel when they are ALL in one big poly all sides from me?! It's so SO ughughg

[theredconstructionworker]

maybe try and talk to em and get to know em on a more personal level?

Just sitting down and listening could possibly get you in a relationship with at least one of em.

[justthescout]

I tried talkin to them and bein friends with them and all that before ok? But Im too annoying and I destroyed everything so now I just prefer bein alone... They really dont like me

[theredconstructionworker]

I-im sorry to here that

[justthescout]

eh whatever. Gonna go drink more Bonk

[theredconstructionworker]

i oughta go and do my job as well

You have a good one scout

[justthescout]

dont die

[theredconstructionworker]

well that's the goal

No promises never know what could happen out there