The Red Press

Me being lost on the internet. I rarely tag anything except my own photos or work. 

[steppingonshatteredglass-deacti]

ace pride!

so as you may or may not know i made a post showing off pan flags irl a couple days ago.

its gotten a lot of support and i’ve literally read all the tags

i’ve had people i dont even know me thank me and its the best feeling ever

but i did notice that there are a lot of ace pan’s who wished they had some ace rep

so here we have this post!

not just for pan’s also, but for every ace, aro/ace who felt broken.

i love you. literally i swear i do.

please share it because it really does mean the world to some people.

pan!

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

A hunter who specializes in Fae shows up in Beacon Hills and is absolutely convinced that Stiles is a Fae because he

Doesn't go by his real name

Is surrounded by supernaturals at all times

Sometimes uses magic

Double-talks and bullshits his way out of everything

Gets genuine Delight out of fucking with people

Is exactly that kind of Petty

Isn't above a bit of murder

Is always down for Shenanigans

And a variety of other things that add up to Not Human. They refuse to believe that Stiles is and has always been human, and it's a running gag/subplot where they're just lurking around, trying to prove Stiles is a Fae with increasingly ridiculous and complicated schemes, like the most intense game of Mouse Trap ever, and Stiles continuously just manages to avoid them, which they take as proof he's gotta be a faerie because no way can an actual person Be That Way, and finally they get fed up and dig up Stiles's first name and calls him by it in front of everyone, so Stiles kneecaps them with his bat.

Hunter, on the ground: I don't understand, I thought knowing your true name would give me power.

Stiles: It does, it gives me the power to beat your ass.

[suibianjie]

things that totally happened on The Untamed (ft. captain of the good ship Wangxian, Lan Xichen) 

[tiktokmuseum]

now my blog is this color and y'all have to deal with it :)

[ansonmount]

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

[c-bassmeow]

me after one activia 

[keyblademasterconnor]

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

[kiriyuus]

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

[cloud--atlas]

bringing this back because it becomes possibly funnier the second (third forth) time around

oh my god

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ilovedirt]

Having some fun ✌🔥 (they/them)

[leashlessconfusion]

[jackarthurdavenport]

SAM WILSON APPRECIATION WEEK || Day 6: Favorite Quality/Trait

This is why you were chosen.

[lavenderbyun]

Development?

[kermitlesbian]

damn she just eviscerated everyone on this website

[sunshine-tea]

*mug shaking and spilling coffee everywhere as I bring it to my mouth for a sip*

[flyingchancla]

@joopiterjoon

[kristina100000]

this is insane no words…… @devilishbri on twitter

[headspace-hotel]

I’m in AWE

[zetareticulanhitchhiker]

This isn’t even good. Like, there’s nothing special about this. At all.

[princessbento]

if u really loved rock u would not see people getting excited about a basic bassline and put the kid down because she’s learning how to play. you will never know as much about coolness, hotness, and epicness as this girl does

[buddhawithoutorgans]

Of course people are trying to say she’s not that good, actually bass is a lot harder than it looks and apparently she’s only sixteen. This is fantastic

[wordcubed]

Also she looks cool, which is like half of being good at rock.

[ms-demeanor]

People who sit still and do no-face play along videos without dancing along shut the fuck up challenge.

Adjusting your accessories, keeping time, dancing, and playing an instrument that’s almost as long as you are tall are all difficult and also awesome.

Joey Ramone ended up as the singer for the Ramones because DeeDee was playing the most basic-ass rudimentary bass lines and couldn’t sing along at the same time. Still fuckin’ rocks, dude.

[good-tiktoks]

[peachie5000]

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

[fatsexybitch]

The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.

[subversivecynic]

This is the best parody of every Western ever and every time I see it I love it more

[white-throated-packrat]

A masterclass in how to set up and deliver drama!

[theseancequeen]

I lose my shit EVERY TIME that kid puts his hand up.

[ghost-writer143]

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

[homofied]

[eyelid-movies-deactivated202301]

Wilkins always had the strap on hand

[copperbadge]

Headcanon that Luke and Obi Wan got the money to pay Han Solo by selling the moisture farm at bargain-basement prices in Anchorhead without telling anyone that it was totally torched, and by the time anyone find out they were well off planet. Luke now has a reputation as one of Tattooine’s most famous con men despite the fact that it was Obi Wan who ran the con.

[yulesend]

#I don’t know if you meant it this way but I totally interpreted this as them selling the farm multiple times to different people#luke: *wrestling over selling the wreck of the farm to someone he knows is a complete scumbag*#obi-wan: hello are you interested in buying a farm#complete scumbucket: *interested noises*#luke:  wait didn’t we already-? *gets zapped by R2* ow!#luke: oh#luke: ohhhh#luke: >:)

[nevertheless-moving]

i haven’t cared about star wars ‘canon’ since i was 3 years old- I LOVE the idea that the reason Luke had to dramatically speeder in and out of Jabba’s without hitting up any of his local connections is he is like, wanted by a bunch of scum in Mos Eisley. Can you- can you imagine Vader or whoever doing a recon in town on ‘the last son of the Jedi who blew up the death star.’ His close friends and family have all a) died b) moved off planet or c) both. 

So the only reputation he has is ‘that bastard con artist who banked 19 years of aw-shucks-wormie-ness and used it to outrageously fleece everyone who’s almost anybody.’ Vader reading the report like…damn you Kenobi did you get HONDO to raise my son??

Jabba’s reaction to Luke’s message is INFINITELY funnier if we consider the idea that ‘Skywalker’ amongst the wretched local villainy (who mostly ignore imperial and rebel propaganda) is actually synonymous with TWO things - that brat who totally messed up the podrace bookies 25 years ago, and the infamous Anchorhead Con. Jabba gets this message about ‘Jedi’ and is like LOL i think the other Skywalker tried to pull some hotshit with that too before wimping out.

Everyone openly laughs like sure you’re a Jedi and I’ve got a bargain vaporator farm I want to sell you. 

AND THEN HE WRECKS THE JOINT WITH A DEBT-RIDDEN HALF-BLIND SMUGGLER A RANDOM SLAVE GIRL ONE GUARD AND TWO BEAT UP DROIDS WHAAAT

[he-who-ships]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Don’t forget the Wookiee!

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best