loki'sARMYofgeeks

I am the Zoë. 19. Let's do something villainy

[thereindeersarmy]

The theme song from Melissa and Joey could be applied to Hannibal

yes please

[thereindeersarmy]

I’ve got 20 days to come up with a Halloween costume. I’ve got a charcoal mens sports jacket and fishnet tights. Go!

[thereindeersarmy]

When you hurt yourself and there’s a lot of blood and you think “Shit that’s a lot of blood! Like a lot! I probably won’t even get my period this month, I lost so much blood” but you do anyways

[thereindeersarmy]

How Trigger Warnings Are Hurting Mental Health on Campus

College students are increasingly demanding protection from words and ideas they don’t like. Here’s why that’s disastrous for education.

[thereindeersarmy]

There is a difference between whoopping and beating a child

[thereindeersarmy]

When people fuck up and hurt themselves doing dumb shit & people expect me to be sympathetic

[thereindeersarmy]

Like even if it was my own kid and the school calls like “Your child broke his wrist because he was standing up on the bus” I’d say “Serves him right”

[thereindeersarmy]

Some names are stupid

[thereindeersarmy]

When people fuck up and hurt themselves doing dumb shit & people expect me to be sympathetic

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[magic-envelope]

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA

you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk

BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP?? 

TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN GREAT BRITAIN AND A HALF

but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/? 

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII

‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC

[kayatsa]

honestly I love seeing non-American people freak out about the geography of our country

[mrs-jamesbbarnes]

wait until they found out about alaska

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

me: i HATE drama *drama starts up* me: 🔍👀

[queenelinor]

hiccup’s profile in the first movie vs. the second movie {x}

[chases-glitch-bitch]

If you know that you’re are failing some of your classes and that you have homework due in for for them but you physically cannot stop yourself from procrastinating and you don’t what you’re going to do about your future so you feel kinda like you’re going to throw up, clap your hands.

[para-frickin-more]

*clap clap*

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i thought this post was going to offer me advice but it is just telling me to clap

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY

[killerville]

LOCAL DOG DESTROYS CAPITALISM

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many strangers have heard stories about me.

[arcampbell94]

The first official picture of Finding Dory.

[saiyan]

That girl that shook the bags from the first movie is in the back left on a picture in the wall

[maurypovichofficial-deactivated]

I can’t wait for the Disney conspiracist bloggers to find a way to make so that the Octopus is somehow Mufasa reincarnated from the 3rd dimension and Dory is Snow White

[donthavethetime]

[rattr4p]

lizard lizard

[the-greatish-gatsby]

I like how it’s just accepted that an infant is an animal

[otherslices-blog]

It is