yall hear sumn?

yah yeet

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

"there are only two sexes" that's weird bc I have had dozens of sexes so maybe try putting yourself out there more

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

The homeowner said the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed, too.

[lafleurbrasileira]

me before finishing a series: noo spoilers‼️🚫❌❌y'all stopp😤😤who post anythin is going to catch those hands😠👊🏼👊🏼🔪🔫 me after finishing a series: anyway…..I loved how that main character died at 44:56 on ep.11

[hornetstabber]

my balls are discord certified

[girlspiece]

no theyre not.

[hornetstabber]

never question me

[funny-tik-toks]

[lee-e]

Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé

[catchymemes]

[nowscience-blog]

Feeding Nassarius Snails - The Nassarius Snail is an efficient scavenger and detritus eater and is the perfect member of your reef aquarium cleanup crew. You will be pleased at how quickly a small group of Nassarius Snails will clear detritus, uneaten food, decaying organics, and fish waste.

[monkitchi]

one of the tags on the op are “horrifying”. no it’s not they’re just grabbing a bite to eat

[asundergrowth]

This is only horrifying if you are sea detritus

[pwesident]

op is sea detritus

[guooey]

Me towards everything when I’m overstimulated

[guooey]

I swear to god it’s always an innocent inanimate object that draws the line

[piromantic]

*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef

post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word

[nonbinarythorin]

[grimeclown]

Mutuals ive placed enticing treats inside a tough rubber ball and am rolling it toward you

[paxamericana]

this thing is ugly as shit and i LOVE it

[repentence]

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

[mtndewpitchblack]

Oh so tumblr can flag fucking peanut butter baby but the Gnudist Gnomes get a pass?

[tiefling-queer]

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

[vornskr]

i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:

“The coolest dice on the planet.”  ™

[vornskr]

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

[vornskr]

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

[tiefling-queer]

BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

[vornskr]

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet.  ™

[zerofarad]

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

[thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever]

Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:

The Chessex website:

[queenqueso]

The best part is that this is literally by design

amazing

[patrickdiomedes]

oh my god

[phecdasolar]

This is hilarious

[memewhore]

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

u kids really liked this one huh everyone doin ok?

[whitepeopletwitter]