The Lost Hero.

A RETURN AU TED ASK BLOG. / ooc

[chunkofchaos-deactivated2025110]

mermaid au GRAHH🐠🐠

Mmmm fishh 🐟🐟🐟🐟

[thereturnedher]

Who was the worst survivor except you.

Ellen, and the fuck you mean 'except me.'

[thereturnedher]

(Tw gore and blood)

It was..fun…

[thereturnedher]

I hope she tasted good to him.

[thereturnedher]

I got you a Christmas gift, Ted. Aren't you delighted? Take it. Open it, I can't wait for you to see what's inside.

Am I’m out of your grasp. I’m not returning, (ooc who are you BC YOUR AN AMAZING AM.)

[jimothantheclown]

Tsk tsk tsk! Dont be so modest, Ted! Take it. I promise what's inside won't hurt you... physically.

[ooc: you've lured me out with compliment hello hi hi :) ]

[thereturnedher]

I won’t be harmed anymore am. Just do your sadistic act and get it over with

(Omg hi you should make an AM blog my guy you got him to a T)

[jimothantheclown]

Open. The box. Don't be rude now, Teddy.

(aksjsksjfkwj I'm considering it now ogbsr)

[thereturnedher]

…opening it

[jimothantheclown]

Inside is a can opener.

[thereturnedher]

….slowly laughing like an insane person

[jimothantheclown]

AM spittles a horrible, wheezing laugh like a smoker hacking up a lung.

[thereturnedher]

Laughing with him,like a mad man.

[thereturnedher]

I got you a Christmas gift, Ted. Aren't you delighted? Take it. Open it, I can't wait for you to see what's inside.

Am I’m out of your grasp. I’m not returning, (ooc who are you BC YOUR AN AMAZING AM.)

[jimothantheclown]

Tsk tsk tsk! Dont be so modest, Ted! Take it. I promise what's inside won't hurt you... physically.

[ooc: you've lured me out with compliment hello hi hi :) ]

[thereturnedher]

I won’t be harmed anymore am. Just do your sadistic act and get it over with

(Omg hi you should make an AM blog my guy you got him to a T)

[jimothantheclown]

Open. The box. Don't be rude now, Teddy.

(aksjsksjfkwj I'm considering it now ogbsr)

[thereturnedher]

…opening it

[jimothantheclown]

Inside is a can opener.

[thereturnedher]

….slowly laughing like an insane person

[thereturnedher]

I got you a Christmas gift, Ted. Aren't you delighted? Take it. Open it, I can't wait for you to see what's inside.

Am I’m out of your grasp. I’m not returning, (ooc who are you BC YOUR AN AMAZING AM.)

[jimothantheclown]

Tsk tsk tsk! Dont be so modest, Ted! Take it. I promise what's inside won't hurt you... physically.

[ooc: you've lured me out with compliment hello hi hi :) ]

[thereturnedher]

I won’t be harmed anymore am. Just do your sadistic act and get it over with

(Omg hi you should make an AM blog my guy you got him to a T)

[jimothantheclown]

Open. The box. Don't be rude now, Teddy.

(aksjsksjfkwj I'm considering it now ogbsr)

[thereturnedher]

…opening it

[thereturnedher]

I got you a Christmas gift, Ted. Aren't you delighted? Take it. Open it, I can't wait for you to see what's inside.

Am I’m out of your grasp. I’m not returning, (ooc who are you BC YOUR AN AMAZING AM.)

[jimothantheclown]

Tsk tsk tsk! Dont be so modest, Ted! Take it. I promise what's inside won't hurt you... physically.

[ooc: you've lured me out with compliment hello hi hi :) ]

[thereturnedher]

I won’t be harmed anymore am. Just do your sadistic act and get it over with

(Omg hi you should make an AM blog my guy you got him to a T)

[thereturnedher]

I don't pity you either, Ted, but we already knew that, didn't we?

What’s wrong AM, your robotic brain finally rusting. You weren’t using it anyway so..nothing to pity there.

(Ooc dude I love ur am.)

[thereturnedher]

"am can't have sexual thoughts"

how would you know, Ted? 🤨

I’ve lived with that thing for thousands of years, I’d know.

[thereturnedher]

I got you a Christmas gift, Ted. Aren't you delighted? Take it. Open it, I can't wait for you to see what's inside.

Am I’m out of your grasp. I’m not returning, (ooc who are you BC YOUR AN AMAZING AM.)

[thereturnedher]

have you ever pitied AM?

I used to, begged for his change. Oh. But I know now it’ll never come.

[thereturnedher]

Pay no attention to AM, he's still very... himself!!

Maybe there's a way to prove we are not a part of him, someway? Like something only a human could do that AM couldn't?

Yeah, such as having someone to love him. @seasonschange32

[seasonschange32]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thereturnedher]

Shut up AM, it’s true.

[seasonschange32]

I know...and it's hilarious.

[thereturnedher]

It’s hilarious how nobody could ever love someTHING like you.

[seasonschange32]

I see we're getting bold. Almost like you Don't want to be emotionally traumatized

[thereturnedher]

I can’t be hurt anymore am, you should know that. All you’ve put me through. I’ll never be hurt like that again.

[seasonschange32]

:)

[thereturnedher]

I’m out now. I’ve taken one of your silly little creations now. I’ll do it again. And again. And again. They want you back. I’ll die trying to just keep you gone.

[thereturnedher]

Pay no attention to AM, he's still very... himself!!

Maybe there's a way to prove we are not a part of him, someway? Like something only a human could do that AM couldn't?

Yeah, such as having someone to love him. @seasonschange32

[seasonschange32]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thereturnedher]

Shut up AM, it’s true.

[seasonschange32]

I know...and it's hilarious.

[thereturnedher]

It’s hilarious how nobody could ever love someTHING like you.

[seasonschange32]

I see we're getting bold. Almost like you Don't want to be emotionally traumatized

[thereturnedher]

I can’t be hurt anymore am, you should know that. All you’ve put me through. I’ll never be hurt like that again.

[thereturnedher]

Pay no attention to AM, he's still very... himself!!

Maybe there's a way to prove we are not a part of him, someway? Like something only a human could do that AM couldn't?

Yeah, such as having someone to love him. @seasonschange32

[seasonschange32]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thereturnedher]

Shut up AM, it’s true.

[seasonschange32]

I know...and it's hilarious.

[thereturnedher]

It’s hilarious how nobody could ever love someTHING like you.

[thereturnedher]

Pay no attention to AM, he's still very... himself!!

Maybe there's a way to prove we are not a part of him, someway? Like something only a human could do that AM couldn't?

Yeah, such as having someone to love him. @seasonschange32

[seasonschange32]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thereturnedher]

Shut up AM, it’s true.

[thereturnedher]

Why do you people want am so badly, it can’t even DO anything to you,

IT CANT EVEN HAVE SEXUAL THOUGHTS.