I'm open. There's just nothing in there.

orange juice enthusiast

[alecscudder1987]

it's always fuckin thursday around here

[alecscudder1987]

you are the only person who i respect on this website

[theocseason4]

I found out my highskool teacher had a creampie/breeding fetish (I stole his phone from his desk as a dare when three girls started fucking each other up in the middle of the hallway, OVER A MAN, and he stepped outside to break it up). He was super cute and young and I thot MAYBE I could use that to my advantage and started doodling cum filled pussies on my class work. But an artist I am not, and looking back on it they all just look like bloody eyeballs and I should just be grateful that he never had me institutionalized. Unfortunately even tho he was cute he had an EGO and was a killjoy asshole. Then one day he started coming for me and my homegirl and I told him he should worry less about us talking during his lecture and worry more about principal Miller finding out about the cum pussy porn he watches during class. He got white man angry and I had to switch teachers. But I still had a crush on his whore self tho and would vandalize the skool with his name in hearts. Sorry for being mentally ill in your inbox :/

[myself-when-i-am-real]

[liberalsarecool]

Plutocrat siege. #TaxTheWealthy #SaveEarth

[macleod]

source

[tylerposey]

ROBERT PATTINSON GQ — Jack Bridgland (2022)

[zegalba]

Nintendo Game Boy Color Magazine Ad (2001) Dazed & Confused Magazine, Issue 77

[swarnpert]

[the--evil-lesbian]

My sense of humor is so broken i saw this post about a crochet pattern file for sale and i thought it was a meme

[vigilantejustice]

snoopy gets his groceries from the snoopermarket :-)

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[jasonmantzoukas]

JASON MANTZOUKAS as DENNIS FEINSTEIN in Parks and Recreation (2009-2015)

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[santas-clauze]

[thadeeliv]

so-called “free thinkers” when the rock meter turns green

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[laurenxconrad]

[chileanprince]

“No” lmfaoooo

[chuuwantcookie]

why does literally no one talk about hozier being a flat earther lmao

[chuuwantcookie]

sorry guys my new years resolution was to start a disinformation campaign

[siohbhanroy]

SUCCESSION ↳ 3x06, What It Takes