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[thericeballofcamelot]

What if Count Binface is an actual alien who time traveled here to try and save us from Nigel Farage and John Harvey is just a cover-up? I'm being completely serious here.

[thericeballofcamelot]

Are you classified?

Yes

No

It's classified

Voting ended onJul 8

[thericeballofcamelot]

I bet the little pigs that made their houses out of straw and wood are feeling so smug that the one who made his house from red brick didn't prepare for global warming.

[thericeballofcamelot]

Is it okay to exist and be alive without liking musicals?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 5

[thericeballofcamelot]

Are you planning to take over the world?

Yes

No

Join me, I have cookies

It's a secret

Maybe

Haven't decided yet

I was hoping to but it kinda sounds like hard work

Later, but I have to finish my plan to take over mars first

Voting ended onJul 1

[thericeballofcamelot]

Man or Bear?

Man

Bear

2-in-1: I want a man who can turn into a bear

Voting ended onJun 28

[thericeballofcamelot]

How do you convince someone to leave a cult?

Politely explain to them that they're in a cult and offer advice on how to leave

Yell 'Oi loser, leave your dimwitted cult' at them very loudly

Threaten them

Start your own new, shinier cult so they get jealous and join your cult instead

Voting ended onJun 27

[thericeballofcamelot]

What is your address?

The moon

Not the moon

Voting ended onJun 22

[thericeballofcamelot]

Did you invent the universe?

Yes

No

Please don't tell anyone, it's not my best work

Maybe

Voting ended onJun 21

[thericeballofcamelot]

What's your dream career?

The person who puts gay frogs in the wster supply

Proffessional mario kart champion

Olympic pillow fighter

Making penguin sized scarfs for penguins

World's first person to assassinate a trillionaire

Librarian in a bakery

Ghost hunter

Doing cartwheels really well and making people look at me in awe

All of the above

Voting ended onJun 17

[spiritcornelia]

If you're cold, they're cold; let vampires into your home.

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[thericeballofcamelot]

Put me on this show, I have a really good idea

[thericeballofcamelot]

Make an offering to the fairies;

honey

lemon

Salt

Sugar

Vanilla extract

Metal

Breadcrumbs

Vinegar

Milk

Teeth

Leaves

Ginger

Voting ended onJun 12

[thericeballofcamelot]

Who is the most attractive cryptid?

Bigfoot

Dogman

Kraken

Flatwood monster

Not deer

Mothman

Loch Ness monster

Jersey Devil

Jackelope

Fresco Night crawler

chupacabra

Yeti

Voting ended onJun 9

[nbtual-moving]

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

[nbtual-moving]

ok new ask game what mutual am i

[m3rr1c4t]

pspsps moots

[thericeballofcamelot]

Would it be selfish of me to put dibs on the dogman after I already put dibs on bigfoot?

Yes

No

Save some cryptids for the rest of us, geez

I don't really care, just stay away from my man, the Loch Ness monster

Voting ended onJun 8

[thericeballofcamelot]

Is it okay to steal bigfoot from someone who really wants him?

Yes

No

It depends on the circumstances

I already have him, back off, he's mine

I would never do that to you

I'll trade with you for the mothman

Voting ended onJun 6