I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this.

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If you want to RP with me, send me a ✿. If you want to plot with me, send me a ✯. If you’re just following just to stalk me, send me a ♡.

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Kiss me, kill me: Serial Killer AU where muse A works for the FBI and is working on tracking a murderer who kisses his/victims, working hard to identify the killer… while actually throwing their co-workers off because the murderer is their lover, muse B.

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                                ❛    —————— tell me about it.                  bu’ hey, atleast he’s playful when he’s,                 you  know, not burning things down. 

                           sorry he scorched tha’                            thing of yours, though.    ❜

         ' pretty sure a massive flame bird's idea of          play would be burning things down.                                does it play fetch instead?                 and it's okay -                 i heard walking around with holes                 in your shirt is the next big thing.           how he didn't burn the skin is beyond me.... '

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               ❛   this  guy?  ah —  he’s  fawkes.                 giant phoenix & all, but completely harmless. 

                 … & uh — uhm, a little emotionally sensitive.   ❜

         ' well i think i'd be a little emotionally          sensitive if i was a giant chicken who          someone set on fire.                            looks tasty though. '

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         ' i don't think i've heard                 anything weirder since the                        whole Oedipus drama... '

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            ” but it’s sleeping!                look at how adorable it is! “

       ' it's okay -             just, lick it already! '

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"This was not what I had in mind."

       ' well then maybe you should              have been more specific. now                   lick the duck. '

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also flash icon giveaway. first three to reblog this will get some icons of a fc of their choice. examples below

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you’re lying to yourself if you don’t want a “i’m your older brother’s best friend” plot

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sxmniare:

#or alternatively: best friend’s older brother #wink wink

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                                          geniiiusmind

       ' this door does not want to close --        how does one even manage to break        a door whilst keeping it perfectly in tact? '

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                                           friendiisms

       ' you're so cute i think              i'm going to be sick. '

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      you can like for a starter.

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                 first off, let me just say how freakin’ flattered i am, to have reached over 100 followers in just one day. seriously, i’m bright red from both excitement, and the blush that covers my cheeks! i adore you guys, and am so lucky to have such amazing followers that join me on this journey!

         &* rules for this :    you must be following me  ( duh ).  likes will not count after the allowed one like entry, but you may reblog for several & up to three entries. roleplay blogs only. the number of winners will depend on the amount of notes. ends on february 26th, at 6pm EST!

         &* prize :    a customized theme to your liking, complete with a matching background graphic, updates tab, and autoplay  ( if wanted ).   ( examples ;   ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥  )

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"Life's a show and we all play our parts"

       ’ a puppet show?       doesn’t surprise me -       my controller is as ass;         what about you, ponytail boy?         you playing your part right or         are you relying on someone else         to do it for you? ‘

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       ' for the love of the gods -              you have got to be kidding me. '

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"Once More, With Feeling" starters

"I guess it's all the same"

"I'm free if that bitch dies"

"I better help her out"

"Some people never learn"

"It's what we're always here to do"

"So one by one they turn from me"

"Not one among them knows, and never can be told"

"No, I'll save her and then I'll kill her"

"These endless days are finally ending in a blaze"

"Nothing seems to penetrate my heart"

"You find this fight just doesn't mean a thing"

"But lately, we can tell that she's just going through the motions"

"I can't even see if this is really me"

"And I just want to be alive!"

"No, something isn't right there"

"What's this cheery singing all about?"

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!"

"I lived my life in shadow"

"I saw a world enchanted, spirits and charms in the air"

"The name I made, I'll trade for his"

"The love we've known can only grow"

"Like it's all just temporary"

"That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified"

"Am I crazy? Am I dreamin'?"

"It isn't right, it isn't fair!"

"You're scared"

"And you can't tell the ones you love"

"I'm saying stay away"

"Let me get some sleep"

"You know, you've got a willing slave"

"But I can see you're unimpressed"

"Why'd you run away?"

"Why don't you come and play?"

"Why don't we dance awhile?"

"I know I said that I'd be standing by your side"

"And I'm the reason that you're standing still"

"Wish I could stay but now I understand"

"God, how can this be, playing with my memory"

"Believe me, I don't wanna go"

"Life's a show and we all play our parts"

"Where there's life, there's hope"

"Life's a song you don't get to rehearse"

"Well, that depends on if they let you go"

"I live in hell"

"Life is just this"

"You have to go on living, so one of us is living"

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"

"Say you're happy now, once more with feeling"

"See you all in hell"

"The battle's done and we kind of won"

"Bugger this"

"God knows, you can tell the end is near"

"Get your kumbaya-yas out"

"I gave birth to a pterodactyl"

"I'll only make waffles for myself. But, by California law, you will own half of 'em"

"Well, if we hear any inspirational power chords, we'll just lie down until they go away"

"Well, I'm a hair's breadth from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I'm open to anything"

"Well, I ought to know what to call you if you're gonna be my brother-in-law"

"Come to serenade me?"

"Oh. So that's all. You just come to pump me for information?"

"What else would I wanna pump you for? I really just said that, didn't I?"

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