A Toga With Heating Capabilites

OR a family of microorganisms that can survive high temperatures, a characteristic also exhibited by my followers since they can tolerate my extreme hotness. Obviously a massive nerd.

[thermotogas]

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

I love this title because it implies that Mountain Dew is not typically edible, but rather it is some kind of poison

[jasperdaclown-deactivated202509]

1 calorie per ball sack

[twotheleft]

[thetalesofbasingse]

[thermotogas]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[eskatoad]

guys did I miss kataang week?

anyway, here you go anon! I hope you like it :)

[nerdgul]

Go outside, look at the moon. The moons so pretty isn’t it. Yeah. Take a picture of the moon. Oh no bad picture it looks like a weird dumb speck. But the moons so pretty???? U know ur real pretty to. cameras arnt very nice sometimes. But your still pretty. Just like moon

[theoppositeofadults]

[vacron]

EM juste après :

[thecoppercow]

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…

[my-soul-to-reap]

[eskalations]

I will forever be salty about the fact that jinora went into the spirit world and didn’t meet aang

[vijara]

lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

[etereas]

This is some 2017 mood

[figglypuff]

[egberts]

[eriinliindsey]

Them: Whats that thing you like again? Myers briggs something?

Me: 

[dondaario]

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

[adramofpoison]

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

[littlelions101]

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

[librarianlucy]

LOL this is so perfect

[with-practice]

[thermotogas]

research: young people today are more anxious and depressed than ever

society: oh my god that's terrible why

research: well they're under more pressure at school, they're worried about the political climate, they're more diverse and more aware of social injustices than past generations, their job prospects are poor, trends like helicopter parenting and increasing surveillance of kids inhibit their ability to develop a sense of being in control of their lives, there's an increasing cultural disconnect between generations, they're increasingly criminalized for minor offenses or even just being out in public, they're overscheduled and lacking in free time, they-

society: it's because of selfies isn't it