An apple a day

A surgery resident who likes to forget he's a surgery resident.

[radiofreederry]

[lordnot]

I was wondering why I kept seeing Wario flags all around Chicago in 2016.

Neat!

[pancakeke]

I think DC's searches for "Bowser" may be misrepresented

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lonestatus]

*guy who's always itching to check out the manuscripts* maybe the answer we seek is in the manuscripts? the ancients of old had wisdom far beyond ours in their manuscripts!

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[vampire-cathedral]

[animepopheart]

Fair and balanced

[hoina-hysteria-deactivated20221]

Tsundere anime girls are OUT, tsundere ancient dragons with unimaginable power are IN

[glumby]

they deleted the post but I saved these in the nick of time

[memeuplift]

[bicth69]

when ur son is about to run into a hedge

[bittergourdsoup-deactivated2024]

I APOLOGISE FOR NOT REPLYING TO YOUR EMAIL SOONER. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL HAVE TO CONVINCE OURSELVES THAT WE SPENT THE GIFT OF TIME ON EARTH WELL.

[eridan-ampora]

this healthline article is about to make me fucking lose it

[footsiepop]

[lakemojave]

Everyone's got that mutual who can't get out of the maze

[amygdalae]

I swear that wall wasn't there a second ago whats going on

[lakemojave]

Classic comment homie!!! Theres no way out 🤣❤🔥

[duckdotcom]

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

[duckdotcom]

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

[dr-jangles]

You've disappeared for a while there

I hope everything was alright?

Oh ya I'm alright lol. Everyone I followed stopped posting so I haven't been on much. Been mostly working! Doing some sports medicine currently

[powerburial]

customer service training video: the customer, ultimately, fears castration.

[iamoutofideas]