- FLAMINGO -

A blog with random stuff. Fandom, photography, draw.

[therougehead]

Zzzap!

[iwontdancenetwork]

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“Come Get It Bae” by Pharrell | Choreography by Koharu Sugawara

ft. dancer:  Yuki Shibuya

[weloveshortvideos]

[ososexi]

My dude

[yvngcarter]

✊🏽✊🏽

[lazy-anus]

i wish :(

[memehumor]

Start Your Engines

[dimetrodone]

This is the most relatable post I’ve ever seen on twitter

[therougehead]

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

[theblacksophisticate]

I GOT TO 32 AND SCREAMED!! LMFAO!!

[ashncole]

We really need to throw the whole internet away at this point….

[hollanovslover]

I FUCKING HATE Y'ALL 😂😂😂😭😭

[magicinhermadness]

I. AM. WHEEZING. 😂😂😂

[blackxasteria]

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[almightyzig-deactivated20251230]

Childhood ruined

[also-starring]

[setheverman]

why do you need so many??

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

imagine setting this loose in the middle of a big auditorium while some important speech is going on

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

GROUND SQUADRON ON PATROL …

[genjichu]

A couple more pics

[therougehead]

Lorenzo Gasperini, consigliere comunale ed esponente di Lega Nord, si lascia andare a elegantissimi commenti circa Maria Elena Boschi. A mio dire, il privilegio andrebbe esteso anche ai consiglieri, non solo a Ministri e Sottosegretari.

[tutvsesvoi]

[glumshoe]

my uncle

-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them

[glumshoe]

-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education

[glumshoe]

-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs

[glumshoe]

-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)

[glumshoe]

this is what he wore to a family outing downtown

[glumshoe]

He showed up to our Christmas Eve dinner wearing a dress shirt, fancy slacks, and flip flops. All he ate was a bowl of smoked oysters.

[creepsandcrawlers]

new cryptid

[therougehead]

Based on #ahegaofacememe http://offbrandkreuz.tumblr.com/post/154970562320/bleedingpervert-i-wanted-to-make-a-lewd

I want more of Reaper x Sombra <3

[amazingartistyellow-deactivated]

Hot on His Tail

Good lord do I hate animating fire…..

[astroudiver]

This is amazing!

[therougehead]

Sombra makeup 😅😆 SorrySorry, I'm a little bit silly