I Protest! I am not a Merry Man!

Brianna (Bri). 32. Oglala/Omaha.

[dogpuppy]

[woodmeat]

Me

[woodmeat]

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

[papigetbusy-deactivated20221012]

We not even trying no more here

[perfect-cecilos]

Some of these Night Vale tweets get deep and I love them for that

[lank-sextburg]

@trinketchick

[trinketchick]

@lank-sextburg only that <3

[everyday-cutephoto]

[r4zor2thr0sary]

happy doldrums day to all the gays and fob fans

[beemovieerotica]

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

[beemovieerotica]

ok my apologies, apparently it was a big deal that jesus did NOT beg for vinegar while on the cross. and this was like, religiously important.

anyway my dog is suffering more than christ

[raylangivins]

[tokkibean]

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

[trinketchick]

tvl finale: watched. back to rewatching. starting at season 1. eyes WIDE open.

[trinketchick]

eyes UNFOCUSED due to TEARS. yet again!!! "be my companion, louis" AAAOOOUGH running and wailing over how much i love them

[trinketchick]

tvl finale: watched. back to rewatching. starting at season 1. eyes WIDE open.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[scuderlia]

google show me this guy wet and whimpering

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[adirtnap]

[cheddar-baby]

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

[cheddar-baby]

Bark for me dog

[jumpscart]

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contract each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever