Poker champ...
Piper and I attend a wedding during which I get very drunk indeed. The next morning I am surprised when Piper is greeted by a number of older men in the hotel lobby. She informs me that while I was off being drunk she had entered into a poker game with the couple's uncles and had nearly cleaned them all out.
Piper: The only problem was that I didn't have an Eva Green who could kiss my neck and lean over so all the men could see her clavicles.
















