THE LOST ONE.

@theryanandersarchived-blog

The LosT ONE. What's up? The name's Ryan and nothing much is the game. I'm just an average dude trying to figure out life. I'm currently sixteen years old and I'm a junior in high school. There isn't much too me but don't be afraid to take a look around my blog. Some people may refer to me as "the lost one" which I'd have to agree with. I'm going to figure it out one day, just you wait and see.

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@skysplits: Looking for new churches to attend is hell, pun intended. #ugh

@ryananders: @skysplits but why

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photogevans:

So I had this very painfully short conversation with my mother. Since I’ve been spending much time with Harmony, especially at night. She seems to think i’m sneaking out to do other things. To which it ended with her telling me not to get anyone pregnant until I graduated.

…I told her I couldn’t get myself pregnant. She thought I was being sarcastic and didn’t appreciate my humor. How does one get grounded for saying they won’t knock someone up?! I feel this situation should’ve went into a more positive light.

Parents don’t like sarcasm or anything of the sort especially with that sort of stuff. That still does suck though. Maybe you can shorten your grounding by telling her that you love her?

#c #c:jackson

danielleharps:

Nope, they used Mangina. But it was pronounced Man Gina, like the female name. But it was all one word? It’s like once we had a customer named Richard Head…like Dick Head. I don’t know people like jokes at work but sometimes it’s too much.

It’s not as funny if it’s two words though since it technically wouldn’t sound like it’s supposed to sound. I’m more than disappointed in our society.

#c #c:dani

quietgoodgirl:

I’m not sure I’ll do that, but I’m sure I’ll find something to question.

Probably cause y’know the great dude, Albert Einstein, said to never stop questioning. That’s just what you gotta do nowadays, y’know?

#c #c:kaitlyn

tristan-haa:

When somebody sends you a prank call and they didn’t block the number…

Prank calls are the worst. Did you find out who actually did it?

#c #c:tristan

clevercrystalxo:

Would it be so bad to fly off to some remote destination?

I wouldn’t be bad but why would you want to?

#c #c:crystal

quietgoodgirl:

So wow, this is Tumblr. I’ve heard a lot about it and thought that it would be a good idea to get one. I’m Kaitlyn, and yeah. I’m not really good at this introduction stuff, so I’ll just leave it at that.

Trust me, you get more and more frustrated with it as time goes by. And by frustrated, you’ll be asking yourself why people are so stupid. Or at least that’s what I do.

#c #c:kaitlyn

danielleharps:

The trend of people giving out fake names when ordering a coffee is getting way out of hand. Within the first hour of my shift, I had the names Gooch, Mangina, Littledick and Holy Lord. Either their parents didn’t like them or they were joining in on the whole fake name trend. Oh the highlights of being a waitress, it was fun to yell out Little Dick out in front of a room full of people.

No, you’re kidding. Someone didn’t really use Mangina right?

#c #c:dani

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@ryandatemeornah: Yess #elevendaysin

@granolingbars: Your hair looks awesome tbh

@smackinwilly: I thought you weren’t supposed to wear white after labor day?

#instagram #photos: all #photos: the lost one #//bc you can post full pics on insta now so it's plausible ayye

zulemapez:

Never listen to Lady Marmalade on repeat because you’ll end up asking the UPS driver “voulez-vous coucher avec moi?” The dude was ready to pop out of his shorts, I swear.

That’s too great. I totally get that though, cause that part is the catchiest part of the whole song. Was he good looking at least?

#c #c:zulema

yourstunningyoungingenue:

I think I could use a lazy weekend. There’s nothing like staying in bed and watching musicals in my pajamas.

You mean there’s nothing like staying in bed and watching Criminal Minds right? Because I don’t think a lot of people can relate to the whole musicals thing. I mean they’re just so confusing, why does everyone always break into song with the same dance moves?

#c #c:rachel

tamnedpearce:

I don’t know what it is about days like today, but it makes me want to hitchhike across the country and find an artists colony. Or an antique shop.

Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing? Ryan is confused.

#c #c:tamara

theavarose:

Are all of you Andersons living on coffee or what? So much energy. Why would you want to skip Thanksgiving, though? Look at all the delicious food you’d be missing out on.

Probably, most likely. I dunno, I’m more high on life right now. Coffee just makes my pee smell like Cheerios. I want to skip Thanksgiving because I love Christmas! The whole Christmas spirit thing, I love it a lot. Carols are my shit.