tossing salad

peanut-free and dog-friendly humour-ish blog

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaysemiotics]

[seoscribbles]

[edwardspoonhands]

Did I just have a viral tumblr post accidentally?

[doubleca5t]

[spelldealer]

these are also animals

[bisexualwario]

[skellaloose]

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

[flipocrite]

[tits-n-trix]

What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[dalniente]

[thatfilthyanimal]

I'M SOBBING

GRAVITY CHECK

[shiredded]

Transcript:

Uh. (hh hh hh h?) Oh no-h-o -sniffs- Umh.

hHhhhaaaa

tssu- Hoow did ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ⁻ in therrʳʳʳᵉ?

No wno no BaBy

Soup, 😒 Um? oh god

Hey.. Fuck a- Okay. Um.

Hᴴᴴᴴʰʰhʰᴴhuh

aEgh!

AAᴬH! psswHOw-h-H0spah! -kscnqh-

[dankmemeuniversity]

[babyanimalgifs]

Guinea Pig Traffic 

(via)

[catchymemes]

[israelite-not-african]

He’s like “you can TALK?!?

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog mom brought a ball for her kids to play with, but they are so small 

(Source)

[guerrillatech]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justcatposts]

Please enjoy some more pictures of my cat’s faces when the dog wants his attention 

(Source)

[justcatposts]

Within 2 seconds of meeting the cat I was adopting, she climbed onto my shoulders. 

(Source)

[guerrillatech]

[wizardpotions]

I'm evil and I'm going to shoot lightning at you until you die. Hope this helps!

[thesaladtong]

Me playing smashbros as pikachu

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thesaladtong]

saving this so I can airdrop it to everyone at the club