[alecstasy]

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[nextlevelsmp3]

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[abigailspinach]

[pending-trans-action-2]

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[mndvx]

Chris Eccleston on that shit let him talk!!!!

[sparrowlucero]

i wish more stuff looked like that season of doctor who where they were smearing vaseline on the camera

[sparrowlucero]

the noticeable overexposure of the film coupled with the tactile "ugliness" of the environments and costumes looks so good to me. genuinely dreamy

[txttletale]

if you ever need proof of how much first impressions matter just think about how many people liked boom despite everything after the 10-15 minute mark being a tour de force of everything bad about moffat who in quick succession with offensively repellent politics to boot

[txttletale]

the episode implied by the premise and opening—a tightly scoped, intense doctor-ruby two hander—was so conceptually good that for many people it overwrote the actual episode we got, which torpedoed everything good about that premise with self satisfied continuity wank, moffats hundredth take on Computer Ghosts, a maudlin power of love resolution papering over a thin plot, and a twist so stupid it's frankly insulting to the audience

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[leonbutchkennedy]

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[solradguy]

Ok I guess if you want to get really absolutely technical about it, I guess Martin Luther's 95 Theses were a zine. I guess. I suppose.

[qqueenofhades]