Sweet Dreams are made of this

[thesandmancan]

I missed the party...Was it at least as good as the flyers made it seem?

[sir-stjames]

I’m sure.. the bear would probably get indigestion.. 

Still sleeping like an log? Olly what are we gonna do with you?

[thesandmancan]

That's what Pepto bismol is for. Well, does that even work on bears?

It's happening less frequently, though, so that's good, right?

[sinful-angelstrauss]

That’s not in my abilities boo~

Nah it helps the economy 

[thesandmancan]

Okay good. That wouldn't be very fun. I'd be in constant fear of being eaten.

Well I guess that's okay then.

[sinful-angelstrauss]

Grape? Tart and sweet, one day I’ll find out. maybe steal a kiss~

[thesandmancan]

You're not gonna turn me into a lollipop are you? That wouldn't be very fun.

I didn't know kisses could be stolen. Does that affect the economy?

[savagee-death]

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[thesandmancan]

Yes ma'am.

[sinful-angelstrauss]

Barbie will live hun. Oh, I wonder what flavor you are~

[thesandmancan]

Anything but green apple because those get eaten so quickly. Maybe grape. I like grape but most people think it tastes like medicine.

[sinful-angelstrauss]

I beg to differ my dear, dolls are nowhere near as sweet as you~

[thesandmancan]

Barbie would be jealous to hear that one. My friend Chyna called me a lollipop once.

[sinful-angelstrauss]

You’re doll~!

[thesandmancan]

No. They have much prettier hair and clothes.

[sir-stjames]

I doubt it mane, we have stupid people. But even the bear wouldn’t want them… 

[thesandmancan]

Are you sure? Bears are dangerous.

[savagee-death]

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[thesandmancan]

You guessed it. We're from an alien planet just like Earth but with dragons that go "rawr" in the night.

That didn't sound too convincing...did it? Please tell me it did and I didn't just mess up...Jay might hit me.

[sinful-angelstrauss]

Then I’ll just have to each you in case I need a nurse~

[thesandmancan]

Okay! As long as you get better.

[sinful-angelstrauss]

If I get sick would you be nurse?~

[thesandmancan]

I-I wouldn't even know how to take your temperature.

[sir-stjames]

I wouldn’t they are all jerks…

Don’t waste your breathe on them. 

[thesandmancan]

But it's bad news bears out there and someone could die.

[savagee-death]

……

[thesandmancan]

Oopsies. You weren't s'posed to notice.

[thesandmancan]

The pollen is getting everywhere nowadays. I feel bad for any of you with bad allergies.

[teenwolfsterekfan]