The Sass-madster

"When I'm old I want my face to be covered in laugh lines to reveal the happiness I've lived to know." I'm Maddie, 23 years old, super chill. My blog is a random assortment of shit I find funny, my favorite TV shows, and cool pictures.

[mischief-and-misanthropy]

Livin’ the dream, that one.

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[its-art-dammit]

this is why i can’t fucking introduce kingdom hearts to my friends

[moonminho]

During a couple of test screenings, Chu says one commenter felt the proposal was derivative: “We’ve seen this scene before,” he remembers. Then a group of college-aged Asian-American women responded with, “Fuck you. We have not seen this scene before. This is ours now. We get that moment of the big kiss, and the big proposal. Now I can replace all those images of romantic comedies with our people.” Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. John M. Chu

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[bloodphoenix]

I want Kate Winslet to send her a formal apology.

[fairweathermyth]

David Rose + best awkward exits (requested by anonymous)

[the-absolute-best-posts]

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[thenatsdorf]

Music box puts kitten to sleep. (via osirisosito)

[ttv]

Sleepy Kitten

By: @osirisosito

Date: July 2018

More: This cat will be 1 yr old on Nov 15th and his mailbox is open for gifts.

Playlist: Sleepy Kitten | Sleepy Duck | Sleepy Otter | Sleepy Man

[sophietisthebest]

Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time 

[swingsetindecember]

its like two drunks girls meeting in the bathroom

[we-love-gaming]

open world games

[no-chill-at-all]

[issagif]

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Thank you, bc “well damn lady I Coke’t remote the clouds” didn’t make a lick of sense

[ruinedchildhood]

[o-kurwa]

[babyanimalgifs]

[yoamymac-deactivated20140514]

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime