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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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bye

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she went to a better place

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nulchar

shut the fuck up brock

gosh

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am1na1992

I’ve legit been laughing at this for like 2 days

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@carrie-onn

directiontoperfecti0n

Bill Hader on his SNL audition

bludragongal

I feel like this is pretty much the most accurate way to describe life as an adult.

abomasnow

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

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THERE’S A SEQUEL

susielesbian

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”