Uber Story Time (Sexual Harassment Eddition)
Sooo… where do I even start…
I picked up this guy from a strip club… obviously drunk… I’ve picked up from them before no big deal. Yea… aparently not this time.
First thing he asks me is if I’m a lesbian. Okay this guy’s fishing.
Caught a little off guard I inform him I have a boyfriend (even tho we all know this isn’t true… it’s just yea… you say what you gotta say)
So he is like oh tell me about him so I use my ex past story with me because it’s easy to tell without getting caught in a lie because it was true. Plainly pointing out he was military and over 10 year relationship etc.
At this point most guys who have hit on me in the past leave it at that. Not this genius.
What does this guy do next? He starts saying things like, we could have some fun he wouldn’t need to know. Gotta have those adventures sometimes.
I’m like oh my god why is your trip have to be 27 minutes long… I’m stuck with this guy. (And yea im not the kind to say gtfo because that always causes more problems and can cause drunks to become beligerant.)
I obviously decline him saying I’m quite busy this evening and providing whatever means to change the subject… this however only works for short spurts of i telegent reasonable conversatio before this attempt at civility is also thwarted in exchange for more sexual advances.
Says things like have ya ever done it in a tractor before because I know a place. I’m thinking to myself… wtf…a tractor… internal screaming.
The worst tho is when he start saying things like this uber busness is prety risky for a girl like you to be doing. And all my alarms go off in my head instantly.
Granted they were already sounding given he even offered me money for sex at one point
I honestly became more and more umcomfortable. I was not sure what he was going to do tbh. Because who the hell says that followed by sexual advance. Normal people don’t!!
In my head in thinking he’s going to try it isn’t he, he’s going to try to Rape me.
I’m like fucking bring it on creep I will tear off your wang if you so much as touch me!
Meanwhile in the world outside my internal torment, I play thr part of a friendly unoffensive uber driver while I still talk friendly to him and even laugh.
Because honestly I am not entirely sure what his intentions are and best not to instigate anything if he realy is just drunk and being an idiot like he himself says he is and apologies for after the 3rd rejection and of course then retry of sexually harassing me.
Still my adrenaline is pumping at this point of course we’re going out to Tim buck two land kinda in a rural farm and new housing development area, aka not much people around.
So I for the first time I arm my taser descreetely so he won’t notice and keep it by my side in hand hidden. Because if this guy so much as touches me in any way I will taze his ass, take my car keys, Run and call the cops. (Always have an escape plan)
God telling this over again… I am still coming down from the anxiety. I was litterally shaking my adrenaline had me ready to fucking fight. Sorry guys if this is passionate because it’s still verry fresh to me. This happened an hour ago from when I’m writing this.
Thankfully at this point he gets out of my car and polightly says have a good night thanks for picking me up, sorry about being an idiot. I say it’s okay have a good night!
He closes the door and I lock it and leave.
I never felt more relieved.
He was testing the waters with me obviously and I think he was just stupid harmless horney drunk but omg you can never be too careful when it’s shit like this. And I don’t mess around. What he did realy was unacceptable but it’s the risk anyone takes and part of this job. I’m just glad nothing came of it. God was looking out for me.
Anyways Call me over reacting but you can never be too careful ladies.
Just be ready to act but don’t aggravate or get defensive, placate them in a polite verbal way, but dont give in ever! This man was committing sexual harassment and he’s lucky I didn’t taze his balls.
Tonight was the first time I truly felt threatened in my 6 months of ubering.
Oh and for the record… who fucking has sex in a damn tractor! Its gotta at least be an Astonmartin what do you take me for lol! ;) jk jk
