Sorrayyy in advance random RP Blog, but a brotha needs to YAP
Okay so because I’m Autism(tm) I’ve actually given the logistics of that triangle dick a LOT of thought. 🧠 #brainmaxxing
And spoiler alert just like the rest of that orchestral freak, it doesn’t make any sense and is also terribly unsexy!!!
Does it just transform into a triangle? (Yeowch!!! 😓) What are the balls? Are the balls another musical instrument? (If so they would obviously be a kashaka)
What triangle model is his dick? Given the diagram Oda so lovingly provided, it’s a fully closed triangle, implying it to be a more ancient one.
It’s implied that his body transforms into the instrument he needs, but his teeth are always Piano keys, which to me (a certified FREAK 🥵) implies that his shii is at least a more primitive version of the instrument (yk basic structure like the fuck ass guitar on his left arm that’s just string. I’d like to headcanon that when he actually needs it it transforms into an actual guitar) which then shifts to be more full when he actually needs it.
So? Tringle Pingle…when would he ever actually need to use the trianlg peenr??? He already barely uses anything other than cymbal slice and drum bomb 😓 #wastedpotential #odalockin he just whip his dick out and make it go ping 💥
Anyway a friend and I decided that the triangle is actually in his crotch area and his dih and bawls are below in the anatomically correct positions. #sexymaxxing #stillweird getting your cheeks clapped and you just hearing ding ding ding.
On the flip side if his dih really is just a triangle the reverberations would feel good asffff for him if he just pings it while gooning 🤤
And his butt is bongos and his hole is either a harmonica kazoo or otomatone, to be decided, truly. He should have musical farts, that’s all I’m saying.
Question for the masses: Do you think if you hitting Apoo from the back, you could play a sick beat w/ his accordion abdomen if you angle yo strokes right?
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