mystify.

hhhhhhhhh

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[beetlebongos]

I want all the microplastics in me to gather together n come out of my face as a pair of sunglasses

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

i just got stoned and took a hot bath with epsom salts. literally seasoned myself with herbs and got in the soup

[rookdaw]

[ginger-ale-official]

have a small cut inside my mouth I am the most miserable anyone has ever been

[dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022]

Dang King that sucks to hear. Here’s a lemonade to make you feel better

[ginger-ale-official]

Thank you for this I am so parched and

AGGHGHHHHH

[therebloggerbird]

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

[oracularcult]

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

[feralcatman-moved-deactivated20]

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[llorumis]

[sonics-left-shoe]

[pewdiepieburglar]

[funnytwittertweets]

[snowthunder]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[disgustingplants]

This is the unrestrained summer fun that the liberals want.

[thecollectibles]

Art by xinyue xu

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I used to call in to my local radio station every day in middle school and request that they play the Kingdom Hearts theme and they never did because I didn’t understand how the radio worked back then but one day, one fucking day the radio host was like “for the kid who keeps requesting this song for two years straight, here you go, oh and by the way we’re blocking your number” and they fucking played it and beating the system was worth never being able to request a song ever again

[valtsv]

if a wizard cast an evil spell at me i would just catch it in my mouth and swallow it all perfectly

[max1461]

kirby

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[gentian-mudd]

Oh, to be a mole in a dirt hot tub,,,,,,,

[armoredlovecat]

I'VE BEEN PAINTING AND IT TURNED OUT SO BEAUTIFUL

[thecollectibles]

Kin by Maksim Vorontsov