Thesebrokenboys

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[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[bnkyl0caa]

PLEASE lord 🙏🏼

[rayraylev]

Please I need it

[thruspace]

thesebrokenboys‌:

Ashton rolled his eyes slightly. “Q, Q, Q. I didn’t ‘get lost’, i simply decided 007 needed my help.” He kept his tone light, he already knew he was in trouble running off like he had, hence Tanner’s presence.

“That being said, yes, I am back. The prodigal son and all that. So do your worst.”

He wasn’t sure what he thought of the head of Q branch. He was cute, to be sure, and pleasent to work with, but Ashton always felt there was something there, a distance between them he couldn’t quite place. So he treated him the same way he’d treated Dad before they had gotten comfortable with each other. Polite and joking, but respectful.

007 needing help… What a concept. The rolling of Q’s eyes signalled just what he thought of that concept, a slight nod offered to Tanner and an unsubtle shooing directed James’ way. “You do know that you’re not a trained field agent, yes? Not technically, at least. You can shoot a gun, but that hardly makes you useful to 007,” he couldn’t quite get a handle on how to handle Ashton, how to treat him vis-a-vis his other interns and his double-ohs.

“If you want my worst, there’s a substantial amount of old-fashioned paperwork that has to be filed,” because no matter how hard he tried, there was a contingent of MI6 that - for no good reason - detested online records. “And once you’ve done that I’m sure I’ll have something else equally dull to bore you with.”

The initial confusion of Q’s expression had dropped, replaced with the sort of exasperation that was almost commonplace whenever he was idly working away in Q-Branch, “Oh, and if you’re going to run off again, can you tell me first? That way the hammer can fall on you and 007 instead of me whenever M finds out.”

[yukaey-chwan]

Someone asked me to keep making this, so here I am~ 

To be honest, I’m surprised, that so many people liked the other ones

Part 1 ll Part 2 ll Part 3 

[something-in-the-wayne-deactiva]

i can't be everyone's dad. i CAN'T be everyone's dad. i CANNOT BE everyone's dad.

[thesebrokenboys]

What about being someone's Granddad?

[something-in-the-wayne-deactiva]

i've never had good judgement before and i'm not going to start now, sorry! i wish it were different :/

[thesebrokenboys]

You and me both. Though working for Eddie has been a somewhat good decision.

[something-in-the-wayne-deactiva]

oh yeah? what're you getting out of it?

[thesebrokenboys]

Well, money aside, protection. Really just have to worry about like, Joker messing with me. I can walk Gotham pretty unbothered. It's nice.

[something-in-the-wayne-deactiva]

i've never had good judgement before and i'm not going to start now, sorry! i wish it were different :/

[thesebrokenboys]

You and me both. Though working for Eddie has been a somewhat good decision.

[something-in-the-wayne-deactiva]

also good morning how is everyone

[thesebrokenboys]

God has decided to let me live another day, and I'm going to make it everyone's problem! :)

[something-in-the-wayne-deactiva]

hell yeah man, high five, same

[thesebrokenboys]

*high fives* Gotham problems foreva baaabyyy!

[something-in-the-wayne-deactiva]

also good morning how is everyone

[thesebrokenboys]

God has decided to let me live another day, and I'm going to make it everyone's problem! :)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

fuck of a lot of you named your pets Loki

[klapollo]

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

[klapollo]

[moonkitty]

this meme is only a year old and yet it still feels like its been half a decade since the last time ive seen this image

[meanya]

The time has come once again

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

heavy clock symbolism. A pivotal scene occurs at a clock tower, there is a grandfather clock in the background of some sets, etc 

A supporting female character named Sofia makes an appearance, wearing a cocktail dress. Katya protects her at some point. They’re both in the Boat Scene. At one point they buy fruit together in a marketplace. This is lesbian shipping fuel. 

The villain, likely Mario, has a sidekick named Icepick Joe. Joe commits a final act of heroism before being left for dead— after being killed by an Icepick. Perhaps he turned against Mario and was killed in retaliation?

Goncharov, played by DeNiro, has a very distinctive manner of walking. 

Katya’s brother, Valery, makes an appearance. 

[moreofahorse-deactivated2024121]

from posts I’ve witnessed (only mentioning things I’ve seen >5 blogs post about) - there is an Anchovies scene, and fish symbolism also plays a heavy role. at some point Katya is seen near a fish bowl full of goldfish, and this is important to the Boat Scene as well. - Goncharov and Andrey have homoerotic tension, and this is used to further statements about the cycle of repression and violence

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

The story involves Goncharov losing himself in a downward spiral. It is a tragedy of unbecoming.

There’s a Bridge Scene. This is the one with the clocktower chiming in the background.

There’s a scene involving a tank of anchovies. 

Icepick Joe has a traumatic backstory 

Katya betrays Goncharov AND Sofia. She’s well-intentioned, but it all comes crashing down, ending in her losing them both— losing Sofia emotionally and inadvertently causing Goncharov’s death

There’s a shootout in Pompeii in which Mario destroys historically significant architecture. This is representative of the destructive nature of nationalism.

[imsotiredcanipleasegetabreak]

The extra that eats a whole box of cookies by themselves in the background

[headcanonsandmore]

Doctor Who era’s summarised with confusing spoilers

One: My kidnapper is annoying and won’t shut up.

Two: Are Scotsmen hot? Yes. Very.

Three: Are the military okay? No. Except that one Sergeant; he’s sweet.

Four: How many problems can be solved by confectionery and talking out of your arse? More than you would expect.

Five: Single father of three going to be great dad one day.

Six: Tailors are evil and so are the BBC.

Seven: Belief in communism will repel zombies.

Eight: What’s worse than death? The US healthcare system.

Nine: Finding people annoying is not mutually exclusive with overwhelming love for humanity. 

Ten: Can a man be both a twink and a lesbian at once?

Eleven: Baby is also eldritch figure from dawn of time.

Twelve: Punk grandad just wants to play guitar.

Thirteen: Local woman under impression that constant longing looks at blonde lady friend definitely mean platonic affection.

[beaumars-deactivated20250224]

Walk Through Hell Masterlist

"Not even you can wash me of my sins, MacTavish"

TW: blood, gore, graphic depictions of violence

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FIVE

CHAPTER SIX

MORE CHAPTERS TO COME... (?)

[frownyalfred]

fun fact, Batman is actually only that jacked because he refused to accept that his Robins were too big to be picked up, even as adults

[theblackparadeisdead]

Do you think they ever make fun of frank for all his side bands? Like at riot fest he gets offstage after the LS Dunes set to make his way over to mcr soundcheck only to see Gerard and Ray yelling about being the other woman and then Mikey asks him how the walk of shame was

[theblackparadeisdead]

POV your name is frank anthony thomas iero jr and you just walked into the mcr soundcheck fifteen minutes after your cool new band performed at riot fest:

[rivertigo]

[theblackparadeisdead]

@vampmilf don't leave this in the tags

[multifanritz]

Other Parents vs Bruce Wayne

Getting home late from work to find your kids are still in the house.

Other Parents: Oh good, you didn't sneak out :)

vs

Bruce Wayne: WHAT are you all still doing here?? Patrol was an hour ago!! >:O

Seeing your child pointing a gun at your other child.

Other Parents: Oh my god, sweetie, please put that down! Where did you even get that!?

vs

Bruce Wayne: *not even glancing up from the paper* Jason, please don't shoot your brothers, it's 9 in the morning.

Taking your child to the hospital for a bad injury.

Other Parents: Everything's gonna be okay, sweetie. Just tell the doctor exactly what happened, okay?

vs

Bruce Wayne: Okay, you remember the cover story, right? Tim, did you crash the car already? Good. Okay, Dick, remember, I was driving right behind you when you crashed so I just drove you here myself. That's exactly what happened. Okay? Okay, let's go.

[crave-mp3]

Happy birthday to the guy who woke up hungover on 9/11, the guy who pirated disney movies so he could stalk the smashing pumpkins for an entire tour, the guy who had law enforcement show up at his house due to said piracy, the guy voted most likely to stick a fork in a toaster, the guy who bought a heater into the shower with him, the guy who bought a tarantula because he was drunk, the guy who whispered in his bandmates sleeping ears to make them put his favorite song on the album, the guy who inspired a good third of fall out boys discography, the guy Ian McKellen was looking at "like a piece of chicken", the guy who used his social butterfly Eyeball Records intern charm to get my chemical romance off the ground, the guy who came up with the name My Chemical Romance, the guy who slept his way through every band on Warped Tour, everyone's kid brother, Mikey Way.