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@theselectionselectioners
when your dad says you have to host a Selection
This is one of my favorite quotes from The Selection Series <3
America: ok so turns out Maxon isn’t actually that bad of a guyÂ
 Inner America: knee him in the nuts
When the Selection movie comes out
Me: comes out of the cinema the happiest person on earth because they stuck to everything in the book
OR
Me: comes out in a tantrum destroying everything in my way because everything is different (and Bella Thorne is cast as America)
I don’t think there will be an in-between tbh
America: *walks into dining room with leather shorts and a tight red top and piercing red lipstick*
Maxon:
Marlee: what are you wearing?
America: listen up fives, a ten is speaking
Maxon:
Marlee:
Maxon: *whispers to marlee* I think she’s seen too much riverdale
Henri: *cooking* yes, you just want to squeeze it in until it fits.
Kile: *from back of room* THATS WHAT SHE SA—
Eadlyn: *glares at him*
Kile: *whispers* said
Henri: I’m confused.. that’s what who said?
King Clarkson: You can pick any of these girls except the 3 Fives. They're only here for appearance. Got it?
Maxon: Yeah. I got dis.
America: *screams at him*
Maxon: I pick this one.
Clarkson: No.
Maxon: Yes
you: halloween
me, an intellectual: the selection halloween
Marlee: Hey, do you have any wrongdog with you?
America: what’s ‘wrongdog’?
Marlee: everything, thanks for asking
America:*blinks*
America: Oh, I see what you did there! haha
*Maxon goes to put crown on Kriss’s head*
Maxon: Wait... did you really think I was gonna choose Kriss?
*looks at America*
Well, you’re wrong. Don’t EVER judge a book by its cover
*Maxon puts crown on America’s head instead*
America: So... Halloween’s coming up..
Maxon: yes it is
America: and I was thinking that maybe I could wear that one dress
Maxon:
America: you know...the red one, the one where you dropped your fork when I walked in and then later tried to... you know
Maxon:
America:
Maxon: *starts laughing and slapping knee*
America: yup, just like old times *laughs*
Celeste: Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?
Marlee: What?
Celeste: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.
America: Let’s play hide and seek
May: Sure! America, you count!
America: [Counts to 50] You would not believe your eyes...
May: [From a distant] ...IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES!
Maxon:*makes America a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
America: I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish
Maxon:
America: *bites sandwich and walks away*
Maxon:uhh...
America to Maxon:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Strawberry tarts are tasty
And so are you
Maxon: I would like your undivided attention, please
America: You can't handle my undivided attention
*at Halloween party*
Marlee: Look! They have mini cupcakes
America: Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake?
Marlee: uh...
America: LETS GET SOME!
Marlee: