The Selection Series

Instagram: @theselectionselectioners

[certainlyceleste-deactivated201]

when your dad says you have to host a Selection

[guillevaldata]

This is one of my favorite quotes from The Selection Series <3

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America: ok so turns out Maxon isn’t actually that bad of a guy 

 Inner America: knee him in the nuts

[truly-yours-america]

When the Selection movie comes out

Me: comes out of the cinema the happiest person on earth because they stuck to everything in the book

OR

Me: comes out in a tantrum destroying everything in my way because everything is different (and Bella Thorne is cast as America)

I don’t think there will be an in-between tbh

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America: *walks into dining room with leather shorts and a tight red top and piercing red lipstick*

Maxon:

Marlee: what are you wearing?

America: listen up fives, a ten is speaking

Maxon:

Marlee:

Maxon: *whispers to marlee* I think she’s seen too much riverdale

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Henri: *cooking* yes, you just want to squeeze it in until it fits.

Kile: *from back of room* THATS WHAT SHE SA—

Eadlyn: *glares at him*

Kile: *whispers* said

Henri: I’m confused.. that’s what who said?

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King Clarkson: You can pick any of these girls except the 3 Fives. They're only here for appearance. Got it?

Maxon: Yeah. I got dis.

America: *screams at him*

Maxon: I pick this one.

Clarkson: No.

Maxon: Yes

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you: halloween

me, an intellectual: the selection halloween

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Marlee: Hey, do you have any wrongdog with you?

America: what’s ‘wrongdog’?

Marlee: everything, thanks for asking

America:*blinks*

America: Oh, I see what you did there! haha

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*Maxon goes to put crown on Kriss’s head*

Maxon: Wait... did you really think I was gonna choose Kriss?

*looks at America*

Well, you’re wrong. Don’t EVER judge a book by its cover

*Maxon puts crown on America’s head instead*

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America: So... Halloween’s coming up..

Maxon: yes it is

America: and I was thinking that maybe I could wear that one dress

Maxon:

America: you know...the red one, the one where you dropped your fork when I walked in and then later tried to... you know

Maxon:

America:

Maxon: *starts laughing and slapping knee*

America: yup, just like old times *laughs*

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Celeste: Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?

Marlee: What?

Celeste: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.

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America: Let’s play hide and seek

May: Sure! America, you count!

America: [Counts to 50] You would not believe your eyes...

May: [From a distant] ...IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES!

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Maxon:*makes America a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich*

America: I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish

Maxon:

America: *bites sandwich and walks away*

Maxon:uhh...

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America to Maxon:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Strawberry tarts are tasty

And so are you

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Maxon: I would like your undivided attention, please

America: You can't handle my undivided attention

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*at Halloween party*

Marlee: Look! They have mini cupcakes

America: Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake?

Marlee: uh...

America: LETS GET SOME!

Marlee: