to whatever end.

[theseus-m]

😍

😍 for somebody i find attractive

The easier question would be who do I not find attractive. We’ve already established that Camille, Penelope and Laurel are hot. I’d very much like to spend some time with Beatriz and Francesca.  Mulciber is mouthy but could be fun. And annoyingly Watson is not too bad either. 

[theseus-m]

🔥 - camille, laurel, penelope

🔥 for a FMK

How is it that so many want to know about those three? You do know there are more women around? I mean, they are hot as fuck but still there's more fish in the sea.

Fuck: Penelope. I’d very much like to see if she’s a natural redhead. 

Marry: Camille. She’s the best so there’s that.

Kill: Laurel. Sorry hun, been there, tapped that, I’m sure you’d understand.

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pcnelopcxhawthorne​:

“Like you would expect anything less of me, I always aim to be best dressed.” She couldn’t help but shrug, knowing that she had to outdo her previous self at each of these events. “I’d be honored to have a dance with you.” She said taking the others hand, “But better not make people too jealous, Percy has already told me he’s going to fight everyone who want to take me home tonight.”

"No one with eyes could ever doubt that,” he assured Penelope. He always looked forward to seeing her at events like those, knowing he was going to enjoy what he saw. Theseus pulled her close, his grip on her gentle. “Now that you’ve said it, I’m thinking of making his night very busy. Then you can come home with me,” he winked.

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laurelcllivanders​:

“Because I very quickly ran out of the contents of my flask, ” Laurel confessed, pulling it out from her top and giving it a gentle shake to further drive her point home about how empty it really was. She let out an involuntary sigh when she noticed Theseus checking her out, knowing that she’d be making some bad decisions the moment she thought about the times he’d looked at her like that before. “Where did you even get that?” she asked as she stepped closer to him, her attention shifted by the reveal of the bottle of alcohol. 

Theseus rolled his eyes, looking unimpressed. “You’re a witch, aren’t you? You should’ve charmed it. Rookie mistake,” he tsked. As Laurel got closer, his signature smirk appeared on his lips. “I always come prepared. And know how to sneak in a bottle or two. I’m guessing you’re interested in having a drink with me?”

[theseus-m]

🍾 - theseus & laurel

can be found here.

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🍾- our muses share a glass/bottle of champagne & @laurelcllivanders​

“Why are you poisoning yourself with something so cheap? That guarantees you’re going to have a headache tomorrow,” Theseus commented while slowly approaching Laurel. He eyed her up and down, his eyes stopping ever few centimetres to appreciate a particular curve here and there. “I’ve got something much better,” he raised the bottle he was holding.

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🥨 - our muses eat hors d'oeuvres together & @maxmccormack​​

"It still baffles me how can some people fight over mini quiches, although I must admit most of those arguments are hilarious. There’s a bunch of reporters at this event, they should write about that in their next big story and maybe then people would realise how ridiculous they are,” Theseus commented loudly. He popped another snack into his mouth, his eyes fixed on yet another argument in front of him.

[theseus-m]

🍾 - astrid

can be found here.

[theseus-m]

🍾- our muses share a glass/bottle of champagne + @astridmendez

Theseus certainly didn’t hide that he enjoyed whenever his eyes had reasons to wander and he was not shy to admit that. He had been eyeing the young woman for just a moment before he found himself approaching her. “Your hand looks a bit empty. Would you like champagne?” He asked, offering her one of his dazzling smiles.

[theseus-m]

💃 - penelope x theseus

can be found here.

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💃 - our muses share a new year’s dance & @pcnelopcxhawthorne​

"You look breathtaking, my dear,” Theseus complimented Penelope as soon as he noticed her. “You simply must dance with me, it’s only fair if we show you off to everyone around here,” he added, offering her his hand.

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camillemcgonagall​:​

“And here I thought you suddenly cared about someone else than your own precious person,” Camille teased. Sure, drama was fun, but she also didn’t want to become a part of some big argument if that pair decided to involve others around them.

"Darling, then you would quickly have to subdue me because it would be obvious I’m cursed,” Theseus shrugged. He was perfectly content with being self-absorbed and he didn’t see the need to change that about himself. If someone didn’t like it about him, they were free to do so, since Theseus had no idea they existed anyway.

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laurelcllivanders​:

“Go on then, give it a try,” she urged him on with a laugh as he held the top up to his torso. “While we’ve not got crop top weather for a while, maybe you can make it a staple of winter fashion.”

"Always so eager to take my clothes off, aren’t you?” Theseus purred, smirking at her. “There should be no ‘maybe’ in that statement, we both know how beloved and admired I am by everyone, so it’s only a matter of time until half the wizarding world is going to follow my footsteps,” he added, confident there was at least some truth in what he just said. 

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laurelcllivanders​:

“I’ve been trying to get rid of things to make room for the new so I wasn’t sure if that would end up in the donation pile or not,” Laurel admitted with a shrug when the other held up one of the items. “It’s yours if you want it.”

Theseus grinned when he picked up a piece of Laurel’s clothing. “I’m sure I would look absolutely amazing in this crop top, everyone would finally be able to admire my abs,” he replied smoothly, holding the top to his body.

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frcdcrickhcycs​:

“This is always a thrill.” Fred corrected as he popped the candy into his mouth with a hum. “Shackled… you know, you’re a really debbie downer about things like this. It’s not even slightly as bad as you make it out to be.”

"If believing it’s true helps you sleep at night then sure,” Theseus rolled his eyes, then sighed. “You used to be a realist like me. What happened?” He tsked as he shook his head. 

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beacalderonboot​:

Beatriz tried not to laugh as she was standing next to a couple that had been flirting since the moment they stopped next to her. It was obvious that the guy was a smooth talker and she didn’t really get why the young woman looked at him with heart eyes, but she supposed some just didn’t need much. When she suddenly heart something particularly cheesy, she couldn’t stop herself and chuckled loudly. “Perdon, perdon, please do continue,” she grinned at him when he turned to look at her.

@theseus-m​

Fine, maybe Theseus was not as interested in scoring that girl as he had originally thought and maybe he wasn’t trying his best, but he also wasn’t expecting for someone to actually laugh at him. He raised an eyebrow when he turned to look at the woman, quickly feeling annoyed with himself when he noticed who it was. “Do you often listen to private conversations?” He asked Beatriz.

[camillemcgonagall]

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