When we were fucking, who were you thinking of?

he/it - Theseus - 18

[theseus-tucker]

Welcome/welcome back to my blog!!

My preferred name is Thesues and I use he/it pronouns mainly but I don’t mind any but she/they

Other Links:

Pronouny - https://pronouny.xyz/u/that-enby-mf 

Pronoun page - https://en.pronouns.page/@random-demi-boy

That’s it for now!

Rules: 

- I write headcanons, oneshots, drabbles and I’m willing to put together playlists as well. Feel free to ask which characters I’ll write them for

- I don’t take NSFW requests

- I will write Character x Character, Character x Reader, Character x Reader x Character, etc., I am best at Character x Reader though

Fandoms I’ll Write For:

- Brooklyn 99

- Young Royals

- Percy Jackson (PJO, HOO, TOA)

- Mean Girls

- Criminal Minds

- The Hunger Games

Tags:

theo’s faves - my fic recs or favourite posts

Requests are open currently, they just might take a while since I really suck at continuing my WIP’s. DNI + Stuff I won’t write under the cut

DNI:

- LGBTQIA+-phobic (homophobic, biphobic, transphobic, etc.)

- Paedophile + terf + MAP

- Racist

- Sexist (either way)

- Anti-neopronouns

- NSFW blog. I don’t mind writers, but if you have images of real-life people respectfully no

- Twitter stans

[xenasaur]

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[wizardshark]

harry potter fans in 2025

[wizardshark]

people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!

[mossdftba]

Please stop fucking reading it so the library doesn't have to pay her money. I am a transgender librarian and I am not allowed to not replace old damaged HP books, people read them so we need to have them on our shelves, and what she does with the money doesn't factor into it.

STOP READING HARRY FUCKING POTTER.

I used to be into it! In-depth character analysis, wizard rock, irl quidditch, but when she outed herself as a piece of shit, I couldn't support it anymore!

ASK YOUR LIBRARY FOR OTHER BOOKS TO READ AND STOP READING HARRY FUCKING POTTER.

[shane-bug]

✨️ I married my best friend ✨️

insp.

[hisinfernalvamp666]

Fag the fuck up bro

[hitchhiker-himbo]

entities

I like drawing people like they've been crying themselves to sleep every night

[waffleswithketchup]

Ryan and Naim have something to say

[3000s]

whats with the "fat chud" thing? why are we associating fatness with reactionary politics again?

[3000s]

not to be a conspiracy theorist but quite honestly it seems intentional and perfectly in line with the way fatphobia & glorification of anorexia/edtwt is making a big comeback lately, like, "lets find another way to make fat people an enemy by insinuating fat people are inherently right-wing 4chan nazis"

[3000s]

same as it ever was though like the "fat neckbeard" thing never fully went away either

[skidfarts]

STOP BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"what all them holes do👀👅" NOTHING😕😕😕😕THEY DO NOTHING😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕ITS HIS CHARACTER DESIGN😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

[isolabellz]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[odinsblog]

67 minutes.

[janunharmaa]

Racists love to insist racial discrimination and racially motivated murders are ancient history, but this man could possibly still be living today if he wasn’t murdered because of a lie.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[turnipoddity]

Turning stephen king’s words into yaoi part 2838484849

[turnipoddity]

cost of winning

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[vullen]

i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks