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if you know me from somewhere else no you don't | EJ | he/they | 31 | Brooklyn | 18+ NSFW

[eeejay]

Someone come tell me to be productive plz

[the-big-mood]

x

[journeymanfool]

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[anxeious]

[leolaroot]

? clifford erasure for no reason

[bundibird]

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

[witha-boxofscraps]

This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS

[bundibird]

Sorry, @akinari-kashihara , she invited who the fuck to her wedding??

[akinari-kashihara]

Hi sorry

Taylor Swift fans ‘sickened’ after ICE contractor attends wedding

The contractor's company is responsible for running ICE's largest detention centre.

[cryptidcaper]

Did everyone also forget her old photos too?

[gotterhag]

Post of the Year award

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[helenvaughans]

[stupidpetface]

[maja-paja]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[longseasons]

bro has been a naughty boy 😂

[charlesoberonn]

Don't worry, I got you!

[charlesoberonn]

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.