[seaphine]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

[nessa007]

@staff

[important-cat-pics]

[mrhealyourgirl]

hell yeah grandpa

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[kibumkim]

Men will try and guilt trip you on live tv over their infidelity instead of not cheating in the first place

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[number1wifemisser]

@wheezecheese

[hasufin]

This has gone beyond "I cannot explain this to my spouse" and is firmly in "Archaeologists of the future will decide this is the point at which a group of people diverged from mainstream humanity and developed a new, indecipherable form of communication."

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[kosmogrl]

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[megabuild]

[hidingundermicroscopes]

[catchymemes]

[tboy-offical]