The Skull and the Typewriter

Name's Ashley and welcome to my nerd cave! I'm a lover of all things Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or basically anything to do with fantasy/sci-fi/literature/and things-so-great-it-makes-your-head-want-to-explode (and yes I mean things like Misha Collins). So come be my companion through time and space and, of course, the internet. Allyons-y!

[misslucigoosey]

Getting dressed in September is confusing af. What season do I dress for? It’s the fall in the morning, summer in the afternoon, and then fucking winter at night

[sonseulsoleil]

It’s almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing “I need six eggs” “that’s too expensive!” and then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says “when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly as large as a barge” Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles.

[spelldealer]

you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and you’re suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over

[bookish-historian]

Might fuck around and create a fantasy world in my mind to distract myself from the pressures of reality.

[lesbianshepard]

love how merry and pippin just join sam and frodo. they just literally run into him after stealing vegetables, see some nazgul, and go “oh, sick. we’re in!” without, like, any preparation whatsoever. no going home and packing, no letting their family know they’re gonna be gone for an indeterminate amount of time. just them, their carrots, and a grand total of one brain cell. legends. 

[valtsv]

the only real difference between me waiting for my package to arrive in the mail and a lady in the 19th century awaiting a passionate letter from her lover is that i can track the movement of my post on my phone as i sit yearning by the window

[pettyprocrastination]

i like that in the mandalorian the only two reactions to grogu are either "Ah this must be your darling little boy" and "what the fuck is wrong with your dog."

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[randomslasher]

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

[damnerd]

Stuart Little came out in 1999

[boggblog]

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

[willowcrowned]

finding out about the new supernatural drama exclusively through tumblr like an archaeologist piecing together a culture from a scattering of pottery fragments

[fun-o-physics]

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

[lepreas-deactivated20140507]

idk i’d probably open the window or something

[swi-t]

Men love to talk about how much it sucks to be put in the friendzone but can we talk about how it feels to be a woman and realize that you didn’t have an actual friend? You just had somebody looming over you, waiting for you to agree to fuck them

[iamtheocean-deactivated20211023]

That really frames it well. What a terrible feeling that must be.

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[filmreel]

What happened to…to You-Know-Who? — Well, some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he’s out there, still, too tired to go on. HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE (2001) dir. Chris Columbus

[winterswake]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[bladesrunner]

I’m not ambitious, I wasn’t trying to cook, I was just trying to stay out of trouble. I don’t know how to cook and now I’m talking to a rat as if you actually understand what I’m say--

𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄 2007 | dir. Brad Bird

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip