the sky(rim)'s the limit

"i believe that this is a practical world and that i can count only on what i earn; therefore, i believe in work, hard work. i believe in education, which gives me the knowledge to work wisely and trains my mind and my hands to work skillfully. i believe in honesty and truthfulness, without which i cannot win the respect and confidence of my fellow men. i believe in a sound mind, in a sound body, and a spirit that is not afraid, and in clean sports that develop these qualities. i believe in obedience to law because it protects the rights of all. i believe in the human touch, which cultivates sympathy with my fellow men and mutual helpfulness and brings happiness to all. i believe in my country, because it is a land of freedom and because it is my own home, and that i can best serve that country by 'doing justly, loving mercy, and walking humbly with my god.' and because auburn men and women believe in these things, i believe in auburn and love it." 24; Auburn alum; war damn life

[blanchmaine-blog]

Galavant Meme: Scenes {7/?}

THIS.

[genonsoku]

HAVE WE BEEN KINKING THE KINKS ALL THIS TIME?

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

NO END IN SIGHT TO THE MADNESS

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

How do you kinkshame someone whose kink is shame without having to kinkshame yourself for shaming someone who gets off on shame?

[celebrity-pharmacist]

HOW MUCH KINK COULD A KINKSHAME SHAME IF A KINKSHAME COULD SHAME KINK?

[maudmont]

maybe the real kinks are the kinks we shamed along the way

[maxamori-deactivated20160815]

Do you ever find these posts where you look at them and wonder what digital archaeologists in the year 3016 will say.

[newhampshit]

united states of america

east coast

west coast

the south

the midwest

[gunsandfireandshit]

Maryland 

[deep-sexts]

[tjourdann]

“ruin it" lmfao

[shitpostgenerator]

date a vintage cactus who puts ‘these aren’t really randomly generated’ in the dictionary just to fuck with people

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

i didnt realise this was posted by shitpostgenerator and i sat for like 10 minutes trying to work out wht this post meant

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

i did it again

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

guys ur not gonna fuckng believe

[penicillium-pusher]

Less dick pics, more dik diks

[cctinsleybaxter]

this picture doesn’t showcase their size well enough, so here’s this

[theskyrimsthelimit]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

[theskyrimsthelimit]

Person: cabbages

Me: lol nice avatar reference

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

[allihavelivedfor]

College kids be like

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Blonde: “A man just congratulated me on walking back at 6AM. I was not getting the D, I was getting fucked by the report I was writing!” [huffs]

[blondiepoison]

Sophie Turner ↳ I think because I’m so close with Sansa I feel that she is like my first love, in a way.

[wheelchair-warrior]

[memewhore]

[tw0deadboys-deactivated20150724]

[o1e-deactivated20121102]

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

[primisthebomb-deactivated201812]

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

[hereby]

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

[caspiankingofnarnia]

I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I swear It hit a spider that fell and now they’re on my face

[ignisgayentia]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thaphilosopher]

[postllimit]

destroy the booboisie