The Land of Moss and Mushrooms

Short and frightened fungi sitting in a tree

[pyr0clast]

y’know as much as self-sacrifice gets made out to be super noble and shit in a lot of fiction, i am. very much more in favor of the message “you can live. you can want to live. it is a good thing to want to live, and it is a good thing that you are alive. you don’t have to feel guilty for being alive.”

idk it’s what i really needed to hear when shit got bad and honestly it’s what i still need to hear sometimes and it’s what i want the people i care about to believe about themselves.

[technomanceer]

I fucking LOVE purple and green I fucking LOVE evil scientist color palette I fucking LOVE the color of TOXIC SLUDGE and CHEMICALS and MYSTERY CONCOCTIONS I WANT TO DRINK

[magicalboye]

my acnl letters vol. 4

[ikhorveined]

from the archives of @trnquillity

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[zeegahell]

Pepper: LOOK IT’S MOVING

Adam: What is he trying to say?

Crowley, through the ouija board: I-T-S P-A-S-T Y-O-U-R B-E-D-T-I-M-E G-O T-H-E F-U-C-K T-O S-L-E-E-P

[tiktokarchive]

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

@rosswoodpark this is how I bother all of my cats

[rosswoodpark]

this is the only way to bother a cat!

[logisticbumm]

@starrtoon

[silvahhauntah]

Ive watched this like five times i cant stop

[bb-wizard-deactivated20210901]

So my parents suspect I'm nonbinary because *gestures vaguely at all of me* but they won't just ask me about it so I've just been watching them gently test me over the last couple years. But last night was by far my favorite.

My dad, unable to look me in the eye, stumbled as he asked me if I would want a full length kilt or a knee length kilt.

These are the two genders folks

[wet-monsoon]

a 12 year old boy at work today made a clay snail and was painting it all black and i VERY JOKINGLY asked ‘haha are you making a goth snail’ 

he proceeded to go into a fully-fleshed out backstory about how his snail was conceived by satan, had the power to eat child souls, was named after oscar from sesame street, lives permanently covered in black eye liner and how this. this tiny clay snail was the only one who survived the thanos snap 

it killed me. i was doubled over and crying and i literally had to give this kid candy to stop talking about it

[deathtokillian]

It’s Monday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Tuesday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Wednesday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Thursday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Friday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Saturday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Sunday did you take your medicine ?

[king-monky]

my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges

[king-monky]

“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”

nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”

[mjalti]

the idea of fame is like the greatest tragedy, the human soul was never meant to be consumed & the old stories warned us about what demons eat. anyways

[juliettecousin]

Last Huevembers ! They are inspired from Charles Fréger’s photographic serie “Wilder Mann”

[louceph]

Spotted in Flatwoods, West Virginia

[murrddocks-blog]

series: *male and female character make eye contact and smile*

me: oh no. oh god no please

[an-inspired-eternity]

[russiawave]

mmm, beets

[inacatastrophicmind]